What’s the difference between suggestive phrases and stalking?
One is innuendo the other is inyourwindow
What's the word for 'Conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being'?
A friend of mine claimed that you can't make a suggestive phrase out of a martial art
I asked:
"Muay Thai prove you wrong?"
I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it
He said it had a nice ring to it.
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That...sounds like a big step.”
Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?
Wife asked for popcorn. She was not amused.
My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.
He instantly replied, “but mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”
(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Ok, this is a mom joke...
My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."
A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"
It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.
proof
... Smartass, lol.
Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
Netflix is suggesting a cool documentary about Prague...
I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...
"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"
A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.
Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks.
The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow."
"Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says.
The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof."
"That's just a sack of puppies" they say.
The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
Escape
A blonde, brunette and a red head escape from prison. While running across a field they hear the guards coming and being tired, the red head suggested hiding in some potato sacks they found.
When the guards reached the sacks one kicked the bag containing the red head, she went meow meow. "Just a sack of kittens" said the guard. Then he kicked the brunettes bag, she went woof woof. "Just a bag of puppies". Lastly he kicked the blondes bag and she went potato potato.
Just a quick Thank you!
I've been sharing the Dad Jokes from here that pop up in my suggestion line. My Dad and I work together, so we're both off for the School break. Half the time he rolls his eyes and the other half he chuckles. So, thank you, Dad Jokers, for making my Dad chuckle in whatever this strange year has been!
Need Theme Park related puns
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.
I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.
It was a total naan starter.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
A great suggestion keeps the kelp rolling!
I need a suggestion of a good medical sitcom to binge on Netflix....
But I don’t want no Scrubs
My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
I matched with a Zoe on Tinder and I need a good pun, any suggestions?
I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.
That idea was immediately shot down
Friend suggested I post to this subreddit, my response...
Suggestion 1: Handel with care.
I can’t stand people who say data we all know it’s pronounced...
Why is it called a paternity test
Intentional or not, I suggest it belongs here.
I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “I don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”
I asked my wife, “ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”
Her: Why don’t you try lunges?
Me: That sounds like a huge step.
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