Indecent Puns

A list of puns related to "Indecent"

Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...

he kept beating around the bush.

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👤︎ u/5d2248650
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Someone really needs to arrest the night sky for indecent exposure.

It keeps mooning me.

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👤︎ u/J0h4n50n
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Did you hear about the teddy who got arrested for public indecency?

He was a little bear.

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👤︎ u/Cobclob
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Tenants.

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👤︎ u/Wilgrove
📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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Why was the photographer arrested?

Indecent exposure.

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👤︎ u/r-and-b
📅︎ Sep 22 2016
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On the phone with Dad

Dad: "What are you up to?"

Me: "Nothing much, just hanging out."

Dad: "ARE YOU AT HOME!?!?!?"

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Dad: "Oh good, you shouldn't be hanging out in public, I don't want you to get arrested for indecent exposure."

Me: "What are you talking abo... Ugggghhhhhh!"

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👤︎ u/Bluecrabby
📅︎ Sep 18 2014
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