Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?

A: Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?

B: No, what was the trip for?

A: To see his wife. It was a Yoko motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmkay_then
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside

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What does John Lennon say to his sons when they don't want to eat their greens?

Give peas a chance.

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Did you hear that John Lennon airport went into quarantine earlier?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.

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What disease did John Lennon die of?

Dieabeatles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lingonsoppa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Think I might sell all my John Lennon memorabilia on ebay.

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What was John Lennon's favorite kind of Pop-Tart?

Strawberry-filled. Forever.

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Paul McCartney copes with John Lennon's death by buying hens, and then later tries to fly by tying them to his arms and legs.

As he puts it,

"I get by with a little help from my hens."

"I get high with a little help from my hens."

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I'm going to start selling John Lennon memorabilia on ebay

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How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables?

He tells them to "Give Peas a Chance"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laughoutloud830
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Got dad joked with help from John Lennon

My family and I were eating chicken pot pies for dinner, and, as usual, I pick out all of the peas. My dad glares at me momentarily and then... "All I am saying is give peas a chance."

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What’s the deference between bullets and hippies?

Hippies miss John Lennon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
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I don't know if this is a Dad joke or just plain appalling...

I was in the kitchen with John Lennon about to do the dishes and I turned to him and said:

"Right John, I've got my washing up basin, sponges, hot water, the dishes themselves of course...is that it am I ready to go? Do I need anything else?"

And John turned to me and said-

>!"All you need is glove!<

>!All you need is glove,!<

>!All you need is glove,glove!<

>!Glove is all you need"!<

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Dadjoked people on Halloween

I was dressed as John Lennon, and I noticed my shoe falling off. So I took it off and at the next house I said "Wanna see my new album?" When they responded yes, I took off my shoe and told them it was called "Rubber Sole."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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My mom just shared an interesting fact...

"Did you know John Lennon's son was born on his birthday?"

"Isn't everyone born on their birthdays?"

She just stared at me while I open up reddit to post this.

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Dad dropped this while I was trying to kill a beetle.

Me: Stomping on beetle Dad: What are you doing over there? Me: Trying to kill this beetle. Dad: Which Beatle? John Lennon? Ringo Starr? Paul McCartney? Me: Haha no. stomping vigorously It's the stupid kind that doesn't DIE! Dad: ...Well we know it isn't Lennon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetacoslayer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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The Beatles had dad jokes

In their song "Come Together", one of the lyrics is, "got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see."

Now, this song was released in October of 1969, and written by John Lennon, who was not a dad yet. However, who was a dad of 6 years at the time. It was also credited as Lennon-McCartney. McCartney was a dad a few months before it came out.

Any other Beatles dad jokes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lamblikeawolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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The John Lennon Airport has been quarantined

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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?

I mean, imagine all the peepholes!

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