Yoko Ono Puns

A list of puns related to "Yoko Ono"

While trying to feed vegetables to our young children, my wife and I sometimes feel like John Lennon and Yoko Ono...

All we are saying is give peas a chance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattAmpersand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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What do Yoko Ono and spiders have in common?

They both live off dead Beatles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassistheplace246
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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What animal cannot enjoy the music that they make?

A Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoCynicalSam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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