I just got stabbed by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9
The odds were against me!
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
My 7 year old, gazing in wide eyed wonder asked, "Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?"
I said, "No, it's pretty light. "
I told my 7 year old daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."
Puzzled she asked, "What's that got to do with anything?
I chuckled, "Well that means....its pasture bedtime. "
What do you call 7 rabbits in a line walking backwards?
A receding hairline
(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 789
19 and 20 had a fight, 21
My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
Everyone knows 7 8 9 but why did 7 ate 9?
Because you are supposed to have 3² meals a day.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
What do you call a group of Norseman that only drink 7.5oz Pepsis?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)
Not what you're thinking.
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9
But 7 was scared of 2, 4 6 8 10
I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9
The odds were against me.
The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.
7 was a Registered 6 offender.
My daughter(7) just caught me off guard with this.
Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?
Me: the same as mommies, I think
Daughter: her middle name is just i think?
I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.
I asked my friend to come to the gym with me. He said he was busy for the next 7 days....
Bit of a week excuse if you ask me.
From my 7 year old - why was the egg covered in ink?
Because it was being ink-cubated
He came up with this one on his own after hearing another one on this sub.
Why do we base our work around 7 days instead of a fortnight?
Because working for a fortnight would make everyone too weak.
Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs...
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
Why was the German 7 so hungry?
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
We all know that 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.
TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles
Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity
Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
Dadvent day 7. Already a week of puns!
From my 7 year old daughter
Where do pencils go for vacation?
“Pennsylvania!”
Why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 is a registered sex offender
I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
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