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7 Puns

A list of puns related to "7"

I just got stabbed by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9

The odds were against me!

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👤︎ u/DifferentOffice8
📅︎ May 19 2021
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My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.

I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Why is yoda afraid of 7?

Because six, seven eight.

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👤︎ u/BrotherZ1ox
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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My 7 year old, gazing in wide eyed wonder asked, "Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?"

I said, "No, it's pretty light. "

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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I told my 7 year old daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."

Puzzled she asked, "What's that got to do with anything?

I chuckled, "Well that means....its pasture bedtime. "

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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How do you make 7 even?

Take away the s.

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👤︎ u/Superslimshady-93
📅︎ May 07 2021
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What do you call 7 rabbits in a line walking backwards?

A receding hairline

(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)

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👤︎ u/What_CanBe
📅︎ May 19 2021
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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 789

19 and 20 had a fight, 21

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👤︎ u/Afraid-Astronomer886
📅︎ May 02 2021
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My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet

Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"

Proud dad moment!

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👤︎ u/michaelprstn
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Everyone knows 7 8 9 but why did 7 ate 9?

Because you are supposed to have 3² meals a day.

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👤︎ u/ivanshu
📅︎ May 25 2021
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6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day

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👤︎ u/MemeLord12457
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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What do you call a group of Norseman that only drink 7.5oz Pepsis?

The Mini-soda Vikings

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👤︎ u/digitaldash2
📅︎ May 08 2021
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)

Not what you're thinking.

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?

Chicago.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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6 out of 7 dwarves

Aren't Happy.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 09 2021
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We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9

But 7 was scared of 2, 4 6 8 10

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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And so Sam sung note 7
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👤︎ u/goldenpike
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9

The odds were against me.

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👤︎ u/kdsfrmbk
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.

7 was a Registered 6 offender.

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👤︎ u/God_Smith82
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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My daughter(7) just caught me off guard with this.

Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?

Me: the same as mommies, I think

Daughter: her middle name is just i think?

I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.

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👤︎ u/podolot
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I asked my friend to come to the gym with me. He said he was busy for the next 7 days....

Bit of a week excuse if you ask me.

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👤︎ u/Mascot_OCE
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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From my 7 year old - why was the egg covered in ink?

Because it was being ink-cubated

He came up with this one on his own after hearing another one on this sub.

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👤︎ u/Cryptan
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why do we base our work around 7 days instead of a fortnight?

Because working for a fortnight would make everyone too weak.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs...

aren't happy.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why was the German 7 so hungry?

Because 7 8 nein.

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👤︎ u/bambamtx
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.

Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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👤︎ u/TheGogglesDo-Nothing
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?

Prime Rib!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ May 15 2020
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We all know that 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles

That's hard to fathom

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity

OMFG IM A HUUUGE FAN

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👤︎ u/pizzatron574
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why was six afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating

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👤︎ u/trashpanda-5143
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Dadvent day 7. Already a week of puns!
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👤︎ u/teRi9229
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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From my 7 year old daughter

Where do pencils go for vacation?

“Pennsylvania!”

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👤︎ u/Echo_The_God
📅︎ May 17 2021
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Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.

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👤︎ u/Low_Acanthisitta6716
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

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👤︎ u/mari_kitsuro
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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👤︎ u/InterwebWeasel
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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👤︎ u/MasterDistrict1
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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👤︎ u/netflix_dweller
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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👤︎ u/silentmage
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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