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Seventeen Puns

A list of puns related to "Seventeen"

"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.

I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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It's a shame we're only seventeen people in total. If we had one more person we could go to the club

Because we need to be 18 to enter

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_CUTE__BOOBS
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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What has seventeen wings and flies?

Eight-and-a-half birds.

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👤︎ u/PhosphorusV
📅︎ Apr 09 2015
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I think it's weird Abba doesn't follow its own rhyme scheme

'She is the dancing queen Young and lean Only seventeen.'

Might as well be called Aaa

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👤︎ u/_emordnilaP
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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