Sixteen Puns

followed by Batman

I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."

Son, I fourgive you.

My dad at a recent family gathering:

"Did you know you can legally marry sixteen women?
Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer".

Bro: Hey, Dothragamel, what happened when someone poops their pants in an elevator? ... Myself:... What? Bro: They take that shit to the next level.

Sixteen of them fell into a pot of boiling water and pasta way.

jhon wick

A few minutes later, I belted out “Once I was eleven sixteen...”

“Dad, that doesn’t make any sense.”

... 🤔 ...

“I’m a clock.”

You probably had to be there.

Sixteen Tums

Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen." Tommy responded.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

I knew my wife would have "Welcome to Night Vale" on before bed, so I brought up a candle for a little spooky ambiance.

Sure enough, she was absorbed by the show already when I got into the room. I said, "We had like sixteen of these downstairs."

She, not fully paying attention, said," sixteen of what? "

"Sixteen... CANDLES."

When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.

"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"

He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0

Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.

-twenty

-sixteen

I was catching up with my Dad over the phone and he said "Hey son, I got a new girlfriend." "Really Dad? What does she do?" "She's getting her own reality show soon, It's called Sixteen and Pregnant." "......"

After my long pause he couldn't quit laughing to himself.

Batman.

Followed by Batman.

Sixteen: Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.