The Sixteen Puns

I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."

Son, I fourgive you.

Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen." Tommy responded.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

I knew my wife would have "Welcome to Night Vale" on before bed, so I brought up a candle for a little spooky ambiance.

Sure enough, she was absorbed by the show already when I got into the room. I said, "We had like sixteen of these downstairs."

She, not fully paying attention, said," sixteen of what? "

"Sixteen... CANDLES."

When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.

"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"

He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0

I was catching up with my Dad over the phone and he said "Hey son, I got a new girlfriend." "Really Dad? What does she do?" "She's getting her own reality show soon, It's called Sixteen and Pregnant." "......"

After my long pause he couldn't quit laughing to himself.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.