I just got stabbed by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9
The odds were against me!
My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9
The odds were against me.
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.
The odds were against me.
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
My 7 yo son's contribution: What has three eyes and can't see? (to be fair i's)
Got this from my 7 yr old this morning while he was getting in the car and didn’t get the door closed completely.
When is a door also a good container?
When it’s ajar.
Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.
What do 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 do when they’re angry?
My 7 yr old sister did a huge fart and I told her to say excuse me and she follows with this:
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
Why do 1, 2, 3, 5, and 7 keep attacking me?
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
I was wrestling with my 7 yr old just now and introduced him to "stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
This Christmas, I marinated the turkey for 7 days and no one noticed.
I should have known better than to make week sauce.
I sell steak in packs of 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11
Guess who has 7 thumbs and just got fired from the morgue?
What does 7 and 11 have in common?
They both have even but aren't even
I looked at my wife and proclaimed, "I promise to love you 24/7!!"
She looked lovingly at me, eyes welling with tears as I continued, "And today is the day!"
My new nightclub for giants finally opened. It took over 7 years of planning and we only had one rule...
How do you build a snowman with 3 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and is 9 feet tall?
This week’s winning lottery numbers are 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
I mean, what are the odds?
This is one my 7 year old son said to me... I had a closed fist up to my face with my little finger extended and picking food out of my teeth. My thumb was also extended out. He looked at me and with a smirk on his face said to me...
I’m gonna open a pho restaurant and keep it open 24/7 and name it “twenty-pho seven”
My daughter finished telling me the “7 ate 9” joke and I said “You shouldn’t tell math jokes,”
”you’re greater than that.”
The guy at 7 eleven asked if I wanted 10 free packs of Tic-Tacs with my purchase, and I asked him under what condition?
I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
I challenged number 1 to a fight, but he bought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
Edit: Thanks so much!! This is my first award!
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.
I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
So, the other day I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9.
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.
“Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 7. Add 2. Now close your eyes.”
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