My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My 7 month old started to chew on my wife’s iPhone

I asked her, β€œdoes it taste like an Apple?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakedoctor551
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why did Jill get amnesia after buying iPhone 7?

Because she didn't know Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoDragonsPlz
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How do you milk sheep ?

Release another IPhone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Why isn't there an Apple iPhone Fold?

Because Apple don't want iPhone to be afoldable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawkmaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a kleptomaniac."

"Take these tablets twice a day and if it doesn't work, get me an iPhone 12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I came up with my own dad joke a few weeks ago

My 14 year old daughter got up from the table after eating a bowl of cereal, so I told her to put the milk away. Then we had this exchange:

"Before you put that back in the fridge, why don't you plug it into the iPhone charger on the counter first?"

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Yeah, you gotta charge up that milk. It's only at one percent!"

I say it so often now that my kids stopped eating cereal, and have pretty much cut dairy from their diets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor-rumack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs

But iPhoned it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I won’t be needing a new phone

I decided to do a drop test with my friends on my iPhone 6s to see if the screen would break. It didn’t break so I said β€œ I guess you could say that test was a 6s.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jammiedodger018
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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So my wife...

Was trying to figure out how to use her new iPhone to shoot photos at night using night mode. She gave me the phone and said, here figure this out. I took the phone and pushed one button, and voila, night mode. She looks at me at this point and says, how did you know that would work? My reply...

I don’t know, I was just taking a shot in the dark.

Mic drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velopike
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A man walks into Apple and says β€œHi, I’m after an iPhone 11”

The assistant says β€œOk I’ll serve the iPhone 11 first then”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My wife asked me to sync her iPhone

iPhone is in the swimming pool now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What was Apple's most profitable iPhone?

The iPhone sixcess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenAppleTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My Samsung!

Then your mother said: He sure did! Look it's on M' iPhone too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reach_Greatness
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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It seems the latest iPhone hints at the existence of an afterlife.

iPhone Hell Heaven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/collapsing_sanity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Why wasn’t there an iPhone 9?

Because iPhone seven eight nine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarcia128
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What's more powerful? the Apollo 11 guidance computer or an Iphone?

They sent the guidance computer into the air and it didn't break.

However if you send an Iphone into the air, chances are it's going to break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I bought the IPhone XR

So today, I bought an IPhone XR. Turns out I was rick rOLED.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Staters
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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[Request] Help thinking of puns for my SO's gift!

So I bought an iPhone 7 case for my girlfriend and we often put puns on our gifts to each other. It's a clear case with a flower print on it. Any help thinking of puns greatly appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eclipse1498
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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I love making blackberry cobbler.

It’s too bad because I only seem to be able to find androids and iPhones now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatmassOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Can I ask you something?

Why isn't an Apple iPhone charger, called apple juice!?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertron20000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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The next iphone will come out with the President of China's name on it

It's called the iPhone XI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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My dad texts me jokes about once a week. Here are about 30 of my favorites.
  • What's the difference between mononucleosis and herpes? You get mono from snatching kisses.

  • If you were to lose your left arm, you'd be all right.

  • Why can't you hear a pteradactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

  • Communists only write in lower-case letters because they hate capitalism.

  • I got a new job at the police sketching pictures of suspects. I'm a con artist.

  • Cat Woman's real name is Catherine Woman.

  • I have a new cat joke. ...Just kitt'en.

  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints. *

  • Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar? They got six months each.

  • I just saw an Apple store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?

  • Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

  • I'm moving to Seoul. I was told it would be a good Korea move.

  • Did you hear about the professor who was killed in a car accident? He was grading papers on a curve.

  • Why isn't an iPhone charger called Apple Juice?

  • Ever try to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

  • When Peter Pan throws punches, they Never Land.

  • I was struggling to understand how lightning works, but then it struck me.

  • Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.

  • Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and then follow up with, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

  • I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hijacking. We just shot the pilot.

  • Would you call a drunk working at an upholstery a recovering alcoholic?

  • Yesterday I got covered in ketchup from my head tomatoes.

  • Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years. I just can't part with it.

  • Picture of my sister after getting her nose pierced "She nose something!"

  • I went to the dentist and showed him my cavity. He told me to pull up my pants and get the hell out.

  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was okay - he woke up.

  • So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world.

  • When you get an infection, urine trouble.

  • "Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" "Yes, sir; it's fresh ground."

  • How did the butcher introduce his wife? "Meat Patty."

  • Elton John is a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.

  • Elton John wrote a tribute to Amy Winehouse: Candle Under the Spoon *

  • What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke. *

*My absolut

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhenIm6TFour
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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What's next for Apple?

The iPhone 6 and its big brother the plus has just been launched and already websites are crawling with the next iphone slated to launch in sep-oct of 2015 and experts are wondering if the new iPhone under Tim Cook's management will flop or be a....6 s?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FingerFlares
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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Note 7

Despite Apple selling record numbers of iPhone 7 units, I think Samsung will definitely be remembered as the hottest tech company of the year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conniption26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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My buddy who works at Verizon hit me with a dad joke and he’s not even a dad.

Me: So why is there and iPhone 7,8, and 10, but no iPhone 9?

Him: 7 ate 9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Ninja94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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So I got my wife yesterday at Best Buy

She's got an iPhone 6S and wanted a case, so I let her know she could also try and iPhone 7 case, but it covers the headphone jack.

Wife: I really like this one

Me: Now are you really okay with it covering the headphone jack?

Wife: oh this one doesn't, it's open at the bottom

Me: Huh. So it's on a case by case basis?

Let's just say I got my daily recommended value of eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgentThor
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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Hottest phone of 2016

Iphone 7 is hitting some record sales, but the note 7 is really catching fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewpewmoar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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Classic dad at the Verizon store

My dad and I walk into the Verizon store because my mom's iPhone mysteriously stopped working. The clerk working at the front desk came up to us an asked us a few questions about the phone. He asked my dad, "Have you ever introduced the phone to water?" To which my dad quickly responded to with "Yes, I said, phone, this is water. Water, this is phone. " the clerk didn't get why my dad and I started laughing.

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If Apple jumps to the iPhone 10...

Do you think it will be because the iPhone 7 8 9?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabstbluerabbits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Overheard my Dad talking to my Mum...

Dad: "What's the pass-code for your iPhone?"

Mum: "The year I was born"

Dad: "I don't see B.C anywhere..."

(laughs to himself while he unlocks the iPhone to play Candy Crush)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bousa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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I'm not a dad yet, but I thought that my joke would be appreciated here.

I do iPhone repairs, and I was working on my dad's phone while talking to my friend:

"It'd be awesome to have a customer named Napoleon." "Why?" "Because then I could take Napoleon's phone apart."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonMarksbury
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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At work today

Someone mentioned that they had dropped their iphone in a pot of chicken stock. I replied that they should have put apple soup on the menu the next day. At least I laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hailsatanworship
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2016
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Multi whammy

There we are, sitting in my parents living room when my mom asks me "how do I get my iPhone and iPad in sync?" I told her "ask my sister, just hope she doesn't make them in sync on the backstreet" to which my dad chimed in "boy that ain't no lie". So I said "I know. I think I need to go home. Bye bye bye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thintoast
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Looking for some powerbanks with my dad.

Find one that claims that it can charge an iPhone 5 times, to which my dad says:

"Those batteries better not be Li-ion to us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEdgeOfRage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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I told my dad my IPhone was dying

He replied: "why isn't IPhone's battery life called Apple juice?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeenyTart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2013
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My father on iPhones

Father: Why won't my iPhone charge on this laptop?

Me: It needs to install the driver first.

Father: Are you sure? It charged just fine in my car.

Me: Your car doesn't need a driver.

Father: Yes it does. If I ever want to go anywhere.

He thinks he is hilarious. I had to hold back the laughter and groans. I couldn't let him think he's funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trenia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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Concerning the FBI/Apple iPhone case going to the supreme court...

I don't understand: iPhone cases don't cost more than $50. Why does one need to go to the supreme court?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilogram007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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I won’t be needing a new iPhone

Me and my friends decided to do a drop test on my iPhone 6s. When we dropped it, it didn’t break so I said β€œI guess you could say that test was a 6s”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jammiedodger018
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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