14 Hilarious Gigabyte Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why was the gigabyte so full?

Because he had too many mega bytes!

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👤︎ u/False17

📅︎ May 16 2020

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I still don't have a gig :(

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👤︎ u/WDG_Atuck07

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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There's a band called 999MB.

they haven't had any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/ineedapapaya

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/SuspectedAphid

📅︎ May 01 2019

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I sent a comedy film video to a friend

It was one gigabyte in size

It was quite a gig

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👤︎ u/heyimpaulnawhtoi

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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👤︎ u/GoatNoodles1

📅︎ Oct 05 2018

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Typical Dad

Dad: Have you ever heard of the band 1020 MB?

Me: Nope?

Dad: That's because they haven't got a gig yet

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👤︎ u/idontfrikkincare

📅︎ Jan 12 2014

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Talking about buying my dad a new laptop.

Me: "Yeah, I seriously recommend the solid state if you can, the read/write speed on mine is like one gigabyte per second."

Dad: "That's giggy. Let's get giggy with it!"

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👤︎ u/GFlow

📅︎ Nov 02 2014

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Nerdy band joke I heard from a friend

"I just joined a band called 999 Megabytes...

we haven't done a gig yet!"

Note I realize a gigabyte is actually 1024 megabytes.. but I let it slide.

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👤︎ u/krayneeum

📅︎ Jan 31 2014

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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...

We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach

📅︎ May 24 2019

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I started a band called 999 megabytes.

We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/NonstopSuperguy

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I started a band called 999 megabytes

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker

📅︎ Aug 15 2015

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I'm in a band called "1023 Megabytes"

We just haven't had a gig yet...

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👤︎ u/JonLuca

📅︎ Aug 07 2013

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