23 Hilarious Megabytes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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👤︎ u/Nickl444

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/SuspectedAphid

📅︎ May 01 2019

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There's a band called 999 megabytes

They're ok, but they haven't had any gigs yet

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👤︎ u/CrispyCream87

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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She gave my laptop a Megabyte! (Thanks for the title, GenkiMain)

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👤︎ u/White0101

📅︎ Oct 15 2019

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Megabyte

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👤︎ u/Tysoggy

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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Have you heard the band 1030 megabytes

Not surprising, they just had their first gig

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👤︎ u/monsterlooster

📅︎ Jan 19 2020

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Did you hear about that new indie band 999 Megabytes?

Yeah, that makes sense, they don't have any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/gt0t

📅︎ Feb 08 2018

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Have you guys heard of this new band “1023 Megabytes”?

Probably not, they haven’t had any Gigs yet

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👤︎ u/Pasta-hobo

📅︎ Dec 10 2017

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I started a band named 1023 megabytes

They told me I had a gig, but I don't

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👤︎ u/veive

📅︎ Apr 12 2018

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There's an up and coming band called Nine Hundred Ninety Nine Megabytes.

But they never get a gig.

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👤︎ u/pooptypeuptypantss

📅︎ May 13 2017

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Dad goes: Have you heard the band "999 megabytes?"

... No?

They're looking for a gig.

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👤︎ u/ThisTwoFace

📅︎ Jun 22 2015

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I told my Dad that I was downloading a game at 4.5 Megabytes per second.

"The last mega bite I heard of was a sandwich shop."

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👤︎ u/ACrowComeOver

📅︎ Dec 22 2016

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It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".

You'd think it would be a data storage device.

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👤︎ u/el_toastradamus

📅︎ Feb 28 2017

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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...

We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach

📅︎ May 24 2019

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I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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I started a band called 999 megabytes.

We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/NonstopSuperguy

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I'm in a band named "999 megabytes".

We haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Mastrwill

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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I made a band called 999 megabytes

But we don't have any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/Unlimited_Porgs

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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I started a band called 999 megabyte

We still haven't gotten a gig.

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👤︎ u/tanakritt

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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I started a band called 999 megabytes

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker

📅︎ Aug 15 2015

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I'm in a band called "1023 Megabytes"

We just haven't had a gig yet...

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👤︎ u/JonLuca

📅︎ Aug 07 2013

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Did you hear about the band called 999 Megabytes?

I thought not, they haven’t had their first gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Stormo9L

📅︎ Apr 18 2018

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Have you heard of the band, "1023 Megabytes"?

No, because they haven't made it to a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/OmegaPiggi

📅︎ Oct 30 2015

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