What does Jesus and a floppy disk have in common?
They both died to become the icon of saving
My German IT guy won't let me run the Microsoft Disk Operating System on my computer.
DOS ist verboten.
I saw this dress decorated with small shiny disks: three on the arm, five on the collar, eight on the back...
They were Fibonacci sequins
I want to open a record store called Big Black Disks
Apple is ditching SSDs and going back to spinning disks
Tim Cook claims they're revolutionary.
Notice: Local Rap Artist Gershwin has announced that he will release his newest recordings only in the Compact Disk format, and they will be packaged in Periwinkle paper. So just look for:
Gershwin's rapped CD's in blue.
My dad asked why I was shooting people with a disk cleaner.
My IT friend asks me. "What is fast but doesn't move?"
"What?"
"A solid state drive."
"Have you and your wife considered kids?..."
Was drinking a milkshake...
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
Old McDonald's Server Farm...
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
And on that farm he had some space
Very high I/O
With a hot swap here and a hot swap there
Here a disk
There a disk
Everywhere a RAID disk
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/OHave you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory?
It's a hard drive.
For Halloween, our priest taped Cd's to his glasses
It was a blessing in disk eyes.
