My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adamβs CD.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I accidentally dropped one of my Bach CDs
Unfortunately, I baroque it.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
If I cut a CD
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Someone stole some of my rap CDs.
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︎ May 19 2020
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my MΓΆtley CrΓΌe cut.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
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︎ Aug 21 2017
A friend of mine brought a CD to Rome just for this
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︎ Aug 27 2019
The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...
He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."
"Lets party like its $19.99!"
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︎ Oct 14 2019
A paralyzed man in a wheelchair is handed a CD copy of "Inbetween Days."
So he stands up and just walks away.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
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︎ Nov 21 2019
People used to laugh when I bought vinyls whilst they bought CDs. Now CDs are going away and vinyls are coming back in..
One may say that the tables have turned.
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︎ Feb 16 2018
I heard someone stole a Shaggy CD from the mall
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︎ Aug 15 2019
How do you burn a CD?
Tell it that it's obsolete.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Bahamian rap CD
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︎ Feb 17 2019
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
If you think my puns are bad, wait till you CDs
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︎ Nov 02 2018
If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers
They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
What's the difference between vinyl, 8-track, cds, cassettes, and mp3s ?
With vinyl everyone can be a record holder.
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︎ May 30 2019
For Halloween, our priest taped Cd's to his glasses
It was a blessing in disk eyes.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
My wife bought me a gift of broken CD of Dark Side Of The Moon. ..
I told her to stick it where the sun don't shine.
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︎ Jul 16 2016
I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car.
They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.
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︎ Jan 08 2019
I had a Matchbox 20 CD that wouldn't play...
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︎ Aug 21 2015
Secret of CD Projekt Red [Repost from /r/witcher]
Why are CD Projekt RED such good developers?
Because they Polish all their games
All credits goes to /u/Time_Terminal :)
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︎ Jun 12 2016
A man threw two copies of the CD single 'I just Called to Say I Love You' at the artist.
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︎ Sep 28 2018
My nostril got cut when a buddy tossed a Police CD at me...
Now it Stings with Every Breath I Take.
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︎ Jun 30 2017
I hope my dad likes his new CD.
I asked him "Europop?"
He looked at me funny and said "Of course."
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︎ Aug 14 2018
What CD was the cat listening to?
Meow Thatβs What I Call Music!
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︎ May 06 2018
What did they call the invention of CDs?
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︎ Jun 14 2015
Client says to me that he can't find his ice cube CD.
I asked if anything was damaged when it melted.
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︎ Mar 14 2016
My mom, in reference to my grandfather's POS computer, while holding a spindle of blank CDs, "Does it burn?"
"If I use enough gasoline it will."
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︎ Nov 29 2015
CD from KFC
Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'.
Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!
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︎ Jan 10 2016
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
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︎ Oct 16 2020
My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you call a pan-sexual named Nick who works at a CD Store?
Pan Nick At the Disc Co.
I'll show myself the door.
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︎ Feb 16 2019
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