I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.
I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD
I accidentally dropped one of my Bach CDs
Unfortunately, I baroque it.
What do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?
Someone stole some of my rap CDs.
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...
He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.
A friend of mine brought a CD to Rome just for this
A paralyzed man in a wheelchair is handed a CD copy of "Inbetween Days."
So he stands up and just walks away.
"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."
"Lets party like its $19.99!"
Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
You got any Ariana cds?
We have some Ariana Grandes.
I don't like her that much, do you have any Ariana talls?
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I heard someone stole a Shaggy CD from the mall
How do you burn a CD?
Tell it that it's obsolete.
People used to laugh when I bought vinyls whilst they bought CDs. Now CDs are going away and vinyls are coming back in..
One may say that the tables have turned.
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
What do you call a pan-sexual named Nick who works at a CD Store?
Pan Nick At the Disc Co.
I'll show myself the door.
If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers
They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.
What's the difference between vinyl, 8-track, cds, cassettes, and mp3s ?
With vinyl everyone can be a record holder.
If you think my puns are bad, wait till you CDs
For Halloween, our priest taped Cd's to his glasses
It was a blessing in disk eyes.
I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car.
They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.
My wife bought me a gift of broken CD of Dark Side Of The Moon. ..
I told her to stick it where the sun don't shine.
A man threw two copies of the CD single 'I just Called to Say I Love You' at the artist.
I had a Matchbox 20 CD that wouldn't play...
Secret of CD Projekt Red [Repost from /r/witcher]
Why are CD Projekt RED such good developers?
Because they Polish all their games
All credits goes to /u/Time_Terminal :)
My nostril got cut when a buddy tossed a Police CD at me...
Now it Stings with Every Breath I Take.
I hope my dad likes his new CD.
I asked him "Europop?"
He looked at me funny and said "Of course."
What CD was the cat listening to?
Meow That’s What I Call Music!
What did they call the invention of CDs?
Client says to me that he can't find his ice cube CD.
I asked if anything was damaged when it melted.
My mom, in reference to my grandfather's POS computer, while holding a spindle of blank CDs, "Does it burn?"
"If I use enough gasoline it will."
CD from KFC
Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'.
Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car. They kept telling me to go the extra mile.
So I did, and I got lost.