Discus Puns

A list of puns related to "Discus"

I have a favourite olympic sport. Discus.
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👤︎ u/digdilem
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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I’m developing a new sport which involves a baseball, a shot put, a discus and a javelin.

It is called “The Game Of Throwns”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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Javelin is the best throwing event.

Discus.

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👤︎ u/theMikethe
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?

His professor asked him to discus it.

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👤︎ u/StanggTwin
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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“Frisbee is not a valid Olympian sport”.

Discus.

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👤︎ u/kedgesproz
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Which olympic sport generates the most conversation?

Discus

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👤︎ u/angelking14
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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There's not just one, but TWO track and field workshops happening at my school today.

How do they have so much to discus?!

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ May 05 2017
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In my opinion more people should write more jokes about frisbee's

Discus

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👤︎ u/peterjonestv
📅︎ Dec 03 2016
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What do you call a group of stoned gardeners playing Frisbee?

A high discus plant.

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👤︎ u/Dirker27
📅︎ Feb 04 2018
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"Why don't you like throwing sports, dad?" I ask after he goes on a rant about track and field.

I don't like to discus it.

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👤︎ u/Eightplusandunder
📅︎ Oct 10 2015
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What do you think about the track and field event, where the aim is to throw a circular heavy disc further than the other competitors?

..Discus

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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My dad would always ask people if they wanted to see his pride & joy and show them this...

http://www.mtfca.com/discus/messages/411944/471066.jpg

(he kept it in his wallet)

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👤︎ u/KorCar1
📅︎ Apr 08 2015
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