Hello, so basically, I was checking on Civilization 6's new Season Pass DLC and after some hours reading about it and comparing it to others DLC I caught myself staring at the Rise and Fall banner, and at the moment, I wondered: "Hey, that... Discobolus statue, it's, really big, like, insanely big.", and after measuring it myself by using the Pyramids of Giza (139 m) in the bottom right corner as a reference, I come to the conclusion that the Burj Khalifa (828 m) would barely reach the statue's hips and that the statue would measure around two thousand metres tall, or two kilometres tall. Which is absurdly tall. However, I might be completely misguided and wanted to know if anyone cares about this to reply to this post. It would be really awesome if anyone did.
Here's the picture I used:
https://preview.redd.it/touqmd749kp51.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0730280c7b166598e0a953f5d4e48630c4567b3
Please let me know if you have it! Will pay 50k upon receiving and will return to pay 50k more if Blathers accepts it!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
