My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldnβt afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Indeed i am a man of sculpture!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.
I just can't figure it out.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Wall sculpture
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︎ Oct 27 2019
I got caught coming through customs with a large sculpture of Beethovenβs head
The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!
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︎ May 11 2020
They kicked me out of art school when my sculpture didn't work out as planned.
I reached my statue of limitations.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What did the artist say after finishing his huge picture sculptured of stone?
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︎ May 29 2020
I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.
I'd call it "statue of limitations".
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Sculptures set unrealistic body images
They're always so chiseled
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I stole and tried to melt an ice sculpture
When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!
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︎ Feb 09 2020
What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Did you hear about the batman sculpture made out of snow?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I like to make sculptures out of asbestos
Just make sure you donβt touch my art insulation.
(Art installation)
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︎ May 11 2019
I once knew a guy who cut small sculptures from Filet Minion.
Apparently, that medium is rare, but itβs the steak of the art.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Thank you sculpture, very cool
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︎ Apr 27 2019
What's the best part about having a sculpture of a boat?
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︎ Jan 21 2019
I heard a man was trying to build a 30 foot tall sculpture of a pair of glasses
Now that would be some spectacle
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︎ Jun 25 2018
After a long search for a rare sculpture
I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Frozen sculptures are okay.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.
Although now he's been busted.
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︎ Jul 23 2017
A sculpture of an expert art critic could be considered an artificial art official
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︎ Dec 19 2015
From r/blackpeopletwitter
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︎ Apr 17 2018
There is a horse sculpture made out of fat
The Odd-ta-see sculpture was called the Glytrojan Horse and many fell Illi-at the sight of it.
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︎ Mar 13 2016
Ice sculptures
Me and my dad walking past an ice sculpture.
Me: Ice sculptures are pretty cool, aren't they dad.
Dad: Yeah, they're freezing...
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︎ Feb 08 2014
Friend was wondering why a sculpture of a piece of fruit was so expensive.
Well, it comes as a pear.
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︎ Dec 23 2015
Owls can't build sculptures...
I was just stating a fact when my friend responds, "Says hoo?"
:/
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︎ Mar 10 2015
Japan built a giant sculpture of Darth Vader for the Sapporo Snow Festival.
It was a monumental undertaking.
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︎ Feb 07 2015
My grandma has these reindeer sculptures she puts up at Christmas time.
One of them fell over and an ear broke off. Without skipping a beat my dad says
"That deer will have a silent night without it's ear"
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︎ Dec 22 2014
You know what would be nice?
A giant sculpture of an N, made out of ice.
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︎ Mar 22 2018
They told me I couldn't make it with an Arts degree
but in sculpture class alone I made six figures.
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︎ Jul 07 2017
At a museum with my friend's family
At a museum with my friend's family when I was looking at a sculpture by Edgar Degas. My friend's dad walks up to me and goes "Hey, this is one of the 3 guys who tried to rob The Louvre". I looked at him confused before he continued "Yeah, luckily they couldn't get away because they ran out of Monet, so they couldn't get Degas to make the Van Gogh".
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︎ Oct 14 2013
My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.
Although now he's been busted.
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︎ Jul 23 2017
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