A list of puns related to "Painterly"
Mein Craft
They put on another coat.
He made a lovely job of the landing!
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
Jackson Frolic
do janitors janit?
Where’d the Van Gogh?
Easely.
I've been de-Monet-tized.
is he considered a recording artist?
Because he was Baroque.
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother Albert who was famous for his 6 ft wingspan..
...they always use a second coat 🤭
That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting
He was a Marshal artist.
Garbeige
He uses akrill paint
I got you covered.
Because they always add more coats when needed
A painter is desperate and bids low for a contract to paint the outside of a church. He figures he could still make a profit by adding water to the paint. He wins the contract.
He goes out one sunny day and after a long day's work, he finishes. Thunder cracks and the rain washes away the paint. A voice from the sky booms, "Repaint and thin no more!"
Where did my Van Gogh?
The prefer CA,NV,AZ
After no one knows where it is, the painter shrugs and says "huh, it must have varnished."
He had a great stroke
“He thought one coat was enough”
he said he wanted to dye.
The painter was mad at the sketch artist because he was behaving "Sketchy" and he crossed the "Line".
heuueueueue.
A martial artist!
I mean, that's how he died..
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
Because they do the ladder half first.
He gets a massive rush of emulsion
A man was a painter, he sold paint and also painted houses for people. However, he liked to water down the paint and thin it. He would cheat his customers by forcing them to buy more paint than they needed due to the low quality.
One day, while up on a ladder painting a house with his thinned paint a bolt of lightning struck at him and he fell to the ground.
He heard a deep booming voice from heaven yell "repaint and thin no more!"
It's a pay-as-you-van-Gogh model.
He puts on another coat!
Made a great job of the landing ..
He made a lovely job of the landing....
He puts on another coat!
He put on another coat
He puts on another coat!
He puts another coat on.
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