My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Indeed i am a man of sculpture!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathyDre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.

I just can't figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soody765
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I got caught coming through customs with a large sculpture of Beethoven’s head

The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Wall sculpture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alleycatau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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They kicked me out of art school when my sculpture didn't work out as planned.

I reached my statue of limitations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.

I'd call it "statue of limitations".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacmans_mum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Sculptures set unrealistic body images

They're always so chiseled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohawk1712
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I stole and tried to melt an ice sculpture

When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0lden3agle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?

3-deify

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Did you hear about the batman sculpture made out of snow?

Actually it was just-ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoonDragon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I like to make sculptures out of asbestos

Just make sure you don’t touch my art insulation.

(Art installation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smorgasbard
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I once knew a guy who cut small sculptures from Filet Minion.

Apparently, that medium is rare, but it’s the steak of the art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Thank you sculpture, very cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Expre55o
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What's the best part about having a sculpture of a boat?

It's always shipshape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I heard a man was trying to build a 30 foot tall sculpture of a pair of glasses

Now that would be some spectacle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BazzyTheLemon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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After a long search for a rare sculpture

I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Frozen sculptures are okay.

Icy pose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.

Although now he's been busted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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A sculpture of an expert art critic could be considered an artificial art official
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoelessdrummer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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There is a horse sculpture made out of fat

The Odd-ta-see sculpture was called the Glytrojan Horse and many fell Illi-at the sight of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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Ice sculptures

Me and my dad walking past an ice sculpture.

Me: Ice sculptures are pretty cool, aren't they dad.

Dad: Yeah, they're freezing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlamDunkPanda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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Friend was wondering why a sculpture of a piece of fruit was so expensive.

Well, it comes as a pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreamerjake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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Owls can't build sculptures...

I was just stating a fact when my friend responds, "Says hoo?"

:/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaGoldFrog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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Japan built a giant sculpture of Darth Vader for the Sapporo Snow Festival.

It was a monumental undertaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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My grandma has these reindeer sculptures she puts up at Christmas time.

One of them fell over and an ear broke off. Without skipping a beat my dad says

"That deer will have a silent night without it's ear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kHusKee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.

Although now he's been busted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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