He really got a head of himself.
I just can't figure it out.
The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!
I reached my statue of limitations.
I'd call it "statue of limitations".
They're always so chiseled
When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!
3-deify
Actually it was just-ice
Just make sure you don’t touch my art insulation.
(Art installation)
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
Apparently, that medium is rare, but it’s the steak of the art.
It's always shipshape.
Now that would be some spectacle
I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust
Although now he's been busted.
The Odd-ta-see sculpture was called the Glytrojan Horse and many fell Illi-at the sight of it.
Me and my dad walking past an ice sculpture.
Me: Ice sculptures are pretty cool, aren't they dad.
Dad: Yeah, they're freezing...
Well, it comes as a pear.
I was just stating a fact when my friend responds, "Says hoo?"
:/
It was a monumental undertaking.
One of them fell over and an ear broke off. Without skipping a beat my dad says
"That deer will have a silent night without it's ear"
He really got a head of himself.
Although now he's been busted.
