I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!

It is a ware!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Some lady beat me out for the job at the pottery makers...

I would have kiln for that job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Johnny used to be a punk rocker in the 80’s. Now his kids are grown, he makes crocks at the pottery and loves to write jokes and puns.

He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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How do you sterilize pottery?

Vase-ctomy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonyCream
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Why did the marine join a pottery class?

Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchecterHXC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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What did the war criminal name his pottery vase project he got an A on?

He named it Pol Pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoRo83486
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Pottery isn't for just anyone

You've gotta urn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogers_philippe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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What's the largest pottery company in USA?

Puerto-Ri Co.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuu_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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My mom told my dad about how she went to Pottery Barn for a one-item sale.

Dad: Which item was for sale?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cktheknife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eidolonxero
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Name for an etsy store

My friends name is Paige. She asked me to help with names for her etsy store to sell paintings, crochet stuff, alcohol ink things, and pottery. Paige despises puns. Please help me with some good pun names for her shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slackgir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic.

But so far I’ve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5amoaJoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I can't believe I fell asleep at the wheel.

I'm not hurt, but my pottery is ruined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dexter_Adams
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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My professor just dedicated an entire 2-hour class to make ONE dadjoke.

Today was the first day of his class, Special Topics in Poetry. We walk in and there is a guest with some ceramic art. We thought we were gonna write poems about it or some shit, but then the professor says, "Welcome to special topics in pottery."

The whole class is like wat...?

Then the guest lady starts showing a powerpoint of some of her work and then we literally spent the whole class mushing clay and making bowls and shit.

To make things even dadder, he chuckled "poetry pottery heh heh heh" like we didn't get the joke and he had to explain it to us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITasteLikePurple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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Why are there no chia pets at Hogwarts?

That's too much harry pottery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shittyHubby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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Why does Harry Potter love Chia pets?

Because they are hairy pottery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrizzX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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My first dad joke worthy of this subreddit.

For our three year anniversary, the girlfriend decided we should go to this craftstore and paint/glaze some art in a kiln to remember this anniversary. I reluctantly agreed.

We start browsing the examples of what other people had done and we see a mugs painted like flowers, minions, and one painted as Harry Potter.

At which I said, "Oh look. Harry Pottery."

The laugh I got out of the worker made the trip worth it. The girlfriend was just embarrassed. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LADeviation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Girlfriend got me at a craft show

We were looking at a pottery stand, there was a sign that sighs "Pick me up" in front of a dish.

She picks up the sign, looks at my guiltily and starts giggling.

Good god.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aiomon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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I fell asleep at the wheel once.

All my pottery was ruined :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lyd_Euh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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