It is a ware!
I would have kiln for that job.
He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.
Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.
He named it Pol Pot.
You've gotta urn it.
Dad: Which item was for sale?
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
My friends name is Paige. She asked me to help with names for her etsy store to sell paintings, crochet stuff, alcohol ink things, and pottery. Paige despises puns. Please help me with some good pun names for her shop.
But so far I’ve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.
I'm not hurt, but my pottery is ruined
Today was the first day of his class, Special Topics in Poetry. We walk in and there is a guest with some ceramic art. We thought we were gonna write poems about it or some shit, but then the professor says, "Welcome to special topics in pottery."
The whole class is like wat...?
Then the guest lady starts showing a powerpoint of some of her work and then we literally spent the whole class mushing clay and making bowls and shit.
To make things even dadder, he chuckled "poetry pottery heh heh heh" like we didn't get the joke and he had to explain it to us.
That's too much harry pottery!
Because they are hairy pottery.
For our three year anniversary, the girlfriend decided we should go to this craftstore and paint/glaze some art in a kiln to remember this anniversary. I reluctantly agreed.
We start browsing the examples of what other people had done and we see a mugs painted like flowers, minions, and one painted as Harry Potter.
At which I said, "Oh look. Harry Pottery."
The laugh I got out of the worker made the trip worth it. The girlfriend was just embarrassed. I was proud.
We were looking at a pottery stand, there was a sign that sighs "Pick me up" in front of a dish.
She picks up the sign, looks at my guiltily and starts giggling.