Prehistoric Puns

A list of puns related to "Prehistoric"

What prehistoric animal was the queen of disco?

Dianasaurus Ross

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👤︎ u/Geaux
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Which prehistoric reptile had the best manners?

The Please-iosaur.

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👤︎ u/gigadanman
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.

Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a person in prehistoric times that wanders around aimlessly?

A Meanderthal

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👤︎ u/jerdub1993
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a prehistoric cat girl?

A Nyanderthal!

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👤︎ u/itsmoeyo
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?

Troglodite.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Prehistoric Dad: Son, your older brother is training to be a Hunter. Do you understand what that means?

Son: So I gather.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I worked out yesterday, and today I hurt as much as a large prehistoric reptile.

I'm dino-sore.

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👤︎ u/Tanski14
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Where do prehistoric hippies paint, man?

In a cave, man.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Which prehistoric lizard was the ugliest?

The Eyesaur

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👤︎ u/numberonechewbacca
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. “Low enough?” Don asked.

“No, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”

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👤︎ u/budcuddly
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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There was recently a new type of mite discovered, and its existence might date back to prehistoric times

They're naming it dinomite

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👤︎ u/snakegear50
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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My son gets really excited when we go to the natural history museum. When he gets near the prehistoric bones, he just explodes with excitement and I can't deal with is new strength.

I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.

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👤︎ u/leniski1
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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I just saw the ghost of a prehistoric man...

He was haunting and gathering.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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2 archaeologist are looking for proof of prehistoric man

After a few hours of digging, one of the archaeologist bursts out laughing, the other one asks, "what's so funny?" The archaeologist stops laughing holds up an arm and says "well, I found this humerus"

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👤︎ u/TheFridge6
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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An archeologist just dug up a prehistoric tampon

He still isn't sure which period it was from.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 17 2016
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Why are beards prehistoric relics?

Wooly Manmouth

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👤︎ u/williamconley
📅︎ Oct 18 2016
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Some prehistoric humor?

Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?

Because you will get Jurasskicked.

[Please be gentle, lol]

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👤︎ u/aparabola
📅︎ Oct 16 2016
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I'm working on a book about the dairy consumption of prehistoric creatures..

It's called "The Whey of the Dinosaur."

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👤︎ u/blanco4prez
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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