A list of puns related to "Prehistorical"
Dianasaurus Ross
The Please-iosaur.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
A Meanderthal
A Nyanderthal!
Troglodite.
Son: So I gather.
I'm dino-sore.
In a cave, man.
The Eyesaur
“No, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”
They're naming it dinomite
I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.
He was haunting and gathering.
After a few hours of digging, one of the archaeologist bursts out laughing, the other one asks, "what's so funny?" The archaeologist stops laughing holds up an arm and says "well, I found this humerus"
He still isn't sure which period it was from.
Wooly Manmouth
Because you will get Jurasskicked.
[Please be gentle, lol]
It's called "The Whey of the Dinosaur."
He’s a small arms dealer.
The p is silent.
I was touring a natural science museum with my extended family, and happened to pause at a large prehistoric fish skeleton. While reading the information about the specimen, I saw a new dad walk by with his wife and two very young children. He paused with his daughter and told her, "They call this fish the sea-rex!".
I hope that father goes far.
He's a small arms dealer
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