Sculptor Puns

A list of puns related to "Sculptor"

My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled

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👤︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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The sculptor was going to make a full body statue

But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.

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👤︎ u/Mini_Mega
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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A sculptor was finishing a statue

As soon as he finished it he accidentally knocked it over and it broke clean at the shoulders. The sculptor picks up the head looks and it and says, well looks like this one is a bust.

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👤︎ u/pepper2619
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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A sculptor made a queue of iron cats.

It's a Fe line.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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There is an ice sculptor showing off his craft with a group of people standing around watching. One man steps forward and says...

Nice

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👤︎ u/baldy74
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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After a failed career as a police officer I became a sculptor...

So I could finally make a bust.

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👤︎ u/Noahs_Monark
📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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Gangsta Sculptor (xpost from advice animals) imgur.com/AuCHZ
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👤︎ u/The_Commander
📅︎ Mar 01 2012
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Dad just wants to be helpful

Me: (Regarding a spray can) Give it a solid shake

Dad: That could be tough

Me: Why?

Dad: You generally need a Saudi Arabian sculptor to carve you a Solid Sheikh

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👤︎ u/ThanHowWhy
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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I commissioned a statue of myself to be built...

... But the sculptor only did my face and shoulders.

What a bust.

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👤︎ u/solipsistence
📅︎ Apr 24 2016
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