My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My dad gave me the golden dad joke medal for this one...
Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: What is it?
Mum: It's to do with bad luck.
Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Mum: No. What is it?
Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage
When are the dad joke medals awarded?
Post-Humorously
I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.
...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.
What do Russian Olympic medal winners prove to the world?
That there was Russian medaling.
Bolt crosses the Finish line to win another gold medal [2016]
I was impressed that my cousin had won a Gold Medal, until I found out that they were just raffling off bags of flour where he worked.
This morning, I saw my dad putting a medal on our scarecrow
He said it was outstanding in it's field.
What medal did the weasel war hero receive?
A badger of honor.
OF COURSE the gold medal swimmer from Hungary was the only person NOT to bite the medal.
I was so ready, too.
Ruined my evening.
Germany has never won a gold medal at a track event
Which is funny because they’re known for trying to finish a race.
In honour of Canada playing Russia in World Junior hockey this evening, I predict we will be putin on the gold medal.
Watching Ted Ligety's gold medal-winning Men's Giant Slalom performance just now, and my dad suddenly asks, "I hope they show some footage of Ted Ligety leaving Sochi."
"Why?" "Because I'd like to see Ligety split!"
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
My friend Ty won the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but was not given the gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.
My friend Ty came first in a swimming competition in Beijing, but he wasn’t given a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
