No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What is magnificent without silver?

Mnificent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why are silver haired characters so badass?

Because they are β€œAg”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ifrad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What’s silver and bad for your penis?

Scissors

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?

Hallow points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymouthpiece
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?

Agstralia.

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I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob

...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Which country is famous for its silver?

Argent-ina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?

AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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"Do you prefer silver or gold?"

Oh, either ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herurumeruru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What was Long John Silver doing in a bank ?

... checking his balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thattiredbisexual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it.

Now I have a bitcoin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublimiacures
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I loudly drank some silver...

*Ag ag ag ag ag ag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Quick, silver medal for this pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...

They formed an alloy-ence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewtl271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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This was served to me on a silver platter...

My friend is in the process of moving and was asked how the move was expected to go.

β€œIt should be pretty easy, I have very little furniture”

β€œReally? You’re kinda a big guy.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeventhShin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What kind of exercise does Long John Silver prefer?

Pirates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"

I said, "No, platinum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...

They would be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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What did Silver say to Gold at the Periodic Table reunion?

"A, U!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rykahn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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Chemist always carried Sulfer, Tungsten, and Silver

That way he always had SWAg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reserved_conq
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I have a steroid addiction, but there is one silver lining.

It has only made me stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Did you hear about the male sheep that was a chef at Long John Silver's?

He was a battering ram.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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How did Silver greet Gold after not seeing him for a long time?

'eeeeyyyy youuu...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildBilll33t
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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Why could you not see most of Long John Silver's ears?

Because as well as his left and right, he also had a boat full of privateers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What did the silver say to the gold?

AU, get out of here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantization
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?

Agstralia

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.

They will be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up

They would be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DraketheDrakeist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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