Silver Hair Puns

A list of puns related to "Silver Hair"

The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"

I said, "No, platinum"

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Why are silver haired characters so badass?

Because they are “Ag”

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👤︎ u/Ifrad
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Boy wants a car from his Dad

Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you got to cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair"
And dad says, "That's right son, Jesus walked everywhere"

(From "The Frontier Index" by The Silver Jews)

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👤︎ u/rileyk
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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