Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?
They're going to be alloys.
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silver ware? here.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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︎ Nov 14 2020
The man and the silver screw.
There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.
The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."
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What is magnificent without silver?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Because they are βAgβ
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Whatβs silver and bad for your penis?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob
...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.
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︎ May 23 2020
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isnβt Friday the thirteen... yikes!
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Which country is famous for its silver?
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︎ Jan 29 2020
What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
"Do you prefer silver or gold?"
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︎ Jan 12 2020
I had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Quick, silver medal for this pun!
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︎ Oct 11 2018
What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What was Long John Silver doing in a bank ?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
This was served to me on a silver platter...
My friend is in the process of moving and was asked how the move was expected to go.
βIt should be pretty easy, I have very little furnitureβ
βReally? Youβre kinda a big guy.β
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︎ Aug 25 2019
What kind of exercise does Long John Silver prefer?
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︎ Aug 13 2019
The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What did Silver say to Gold at the Periodic Table reunion?
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︎ Aug 03 2016
Chemist always carried Sulfer, Tungsten, and Silver
That way he always had SWAg
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︎ Apr 16 2019
How did Silver greet Gold after not seeing him for a long time?
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︎ Mar 03 2016
I have a steroid addiction, but there is one silver lining.
It has only made me stronger.
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︎ May 20 2018
Did you hear about the male sheep that was a chef at Long John Silver's?
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Why could you not see most of Long John Silver's ears?
Because as well as his left and right, he also had a boat full of privateers.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
What did the silver say to the gold?
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︎ Apr 24 2014
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...
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︎ Mar 06 2020
If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...
They formed an alloy-ence
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I loudly drank some silver...
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︎ Oct 16 2019
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up
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