Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.

He was right all oolong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakwag1019
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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A few famous Doctors. Others include Dr. House and Dr. Meredith Grey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj_seravla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..

...and says, "Hygiene".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r1pen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why does James Bond Have grey hair?

Because there's no time to dye!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19dazza97
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What’s big and grey and doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0_IceCold_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you say the second time you have Grey Poupon?

Dijon vu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What's yellow, grey and very dangerous?

A shark in a bowl of custard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabz09
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What’s Grey and not very heavy?

Light grey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarelessBeginning
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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β€œMr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”

Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What's Grey And Comes In Pints?

An Elephant

;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HYGOZE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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50 shades of grey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDoge64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What is Christian Grey’s favorite subreddit?

r/SubsIFellFor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueshran
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.

Even the spelling is a graey area...

*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/selmorefl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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For the longest time I thought priest's collars were grey

I guess I'm just collar blind.

Thanks Michael Scott.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space_bartender
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I am pretty good at making an Earl Grey.

It's my special tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollierwoodman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2016
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Did you know grey hairs are hereditary?

You get it from your kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieMolester
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/journeyman369
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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My girlfriend asked if i had seen her grey cardigan...

I told her i don't remember seeing her grey card the first time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qbande
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Aging is hard. When I saw my first grey hairs...

I felt like dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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What is big, grey and not very important? .

An irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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50 Shades of Grey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/baudia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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(X post) I made Earl Grey perfectly today.

Right on the T as they say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I have this recurring dream that E.T. tackles me, puts grey tape on my belly, and runs away.

I keep getting ab-duct-taped by aliens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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50 Shades of Grey

#4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676, #777777, #7b7b7b, #7c7c7c, #7d7d7d, #7e7e7e, #808080, #818181, #838383, #868686, #878787, #888888, #898989, #8b8b8b, #8c8c8c, #8e8e8e, #919191, #929292, #949494, #959595, #979797, #9a9a9a, #9b9b9b, #9c9c9c, #9d9d9d, #9f9f9f, #a0a0a0, #a2a2a2, #a5a5a5, #a6a6a6, #a8a8a8, #a9a9a9, #ababab, #aeaeae, #afafaf, #b0b0b0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonialDagger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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Did you hear? One attendee dumped a pot of Earl Grey over another attendee's head at the apiarists' convention.

Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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I spy with my little eye, something grey...

Apparently my son is the ultimate dad joker, as his instant reply was my hair. Much to the amusement of his mother and brother. For me the game was over and done with... πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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I was drinking a cup of Earl Grey Tea when I spilled it on my shirt.

It was a real tragi-tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What is grey, has a tail and a large trunk?

A mouse going on a holiday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top

Before he got dye with a little help from his friends

Now it can't dye me love

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What is grey, has 4 legs and a trunk?

A mouse on holiday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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My favorite college teacher, Professor Grey, had the most unforgettable final exams.

It was the Grey Test of all time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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A man asked a barista the price (in dollars) of a cup of a cup of earl grey and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

"For tea, two" the barista responded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xechwill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Should I go see Fifty Shades of Grey in a regular theater? Or...

... should I pay a little extra and see it in clIMAX?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patriotminerva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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My Mum was asked how the 50 Shades of Grey movie was...

Dad cuts in and replies "she hasn't had a chance to go yet, she's been tied up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhonage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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What's grey and comes in pints?

An elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick_L58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thank you. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant 🐘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T3chJ3n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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