A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
A Why-noceros
He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"
Seizing this as a moral teaching moment she tells her daughter this little white lie, "Well young lady, when a daughter does something naughty, one of her mother's hairs turns grey."
After several moments of deep thought her daughter says to her mother, "So, mommy is that why all of grandma's hair is grey????"
It wasn’t my cup of tea
Instant elephant mix.
He was right all oolong.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
An irrelephant.
...and says, "Hygiene".
Because there's no time to dye!
Dijon vu
A shark in a bowl of custard.
Light grey.
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
An irrelephant.
Because all proper tea is theft.
r/SubsIFellFor
You get it from your kids.
It's my special tea.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
I felt like dying.
I guess I'm just collar blind.
Thanks Michael Scott.
I told her i don't remember seeing her grey card the first time.
I keep getting ab-duct-taped by aliens.
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Right on the T as they say.
Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.
Apparently my son is the ultimate dad joker, as his instant reply was my hair. Much to the amusement of his mother and brother. For me the game was over and done with... 😂
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
James Bond: No thank you. Dye another day.
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant 🐘
An irrelephant
