I'm colorblind, heck
It really came out of the purple.
A traveling mouse.
It's a gray area.
A mouse going on a vacation
“...don’t go with anything.”
My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.
An irrelephant.
Because they make nice gray-V's.
Light Gray
She thought she would dye.
T.S. Elephant
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
Voting third party is a waste.
Fortunately, they never get old.
If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.
Never gets old.
Light grey.
It’s called 50 shades of gray
It is in my head but I can't explain.
Because if they were tiny, smooth and white, they'd be TicTacs.
Dick gray, son!
Unfortunately, it just made the world cold and gray...
That’s when I finally realized I’m colorblind
“I don’t know man, you look kinda gray to me.”
"I'm gray son"
They told me it was a gray area.
You get it from your kids.
Because it's a gray area
It usually took him about a minute to tell this joke because he would start laughing every time.
What did the man say when he saw a herd of elephants coming? Here come the elephants.
What did the man say when he saw a herd of elephants coming with bags on their heads? Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?
He ran a gray light
it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.
50 Shades Of Gray
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That was the gray area of dad jokes.
A mouse going on vacation.
An irr- elephant.
Never gets old
