When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
What’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions?
A curious child asked her mom, "why are you starting to get some grey hairs in with all your dark hair?"
Seizing this as a moral teaching moment she tells her daughter this little white lie, "Well young lady, when a daughter does something naughty, one of her mother's hairs turns grey."
After several moments of deep thought her daughter says to her mother, "So, mommy is that why all of grandma's hair is grey????"
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
A few famous Doctors. Others include Dr. House and Dr. Meredith Grey.
What’s big and grey and doesn’t matter?
Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
What do you say the second time you have Grey Poupon?
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
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How does the moon cut his hair?
Finally learnt how to separate my washing into lights and darks...
Turns out there can be a bit of a grey area
What's yellow, grey and very dangerous?
A shark in a bowl of custard.
What’s Grey and not very heavy?
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
What's Grey And Comes In Pints?
Did you hear about the color bomb?
For all the non-English speakers.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
I've just bought my wife a new coat, that's all the colours of the Spectrum.
Black, with grey rubber buttons.
Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
What is Christian Grey’s favorite subreddit?
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
What is gray and not very heavy?
Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
I am pretty good at making an Earl Grey.
Did you know grey hairs are hereditary?
You get it from your kids.
For the longest time I thought priest's collars were grey
I guess I'm just collar blind.
Thanks Michael Scott.
Aging is hard. When I saw my first grey hairs...
My girlfriend asked if i had seen her grey cardigan...
I told her i don't remember seeing her grey card the first time.
“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
What's grey and comes in pints?
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thank you. Dye
another day.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
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