Bit coin or something idk
My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.
That's a bunch of naan cents.
Coins are made in a mint.
Not the mint that's a plant, but the mint that's a plant.
I swallowed a coin by accident
Reddit coins should be called Creddit
Don't put Coins inside the Washing Machine!
An hysterical woman went to see her doctor because she was peeing coins.
She explained that it started out as pennies, then nickels and now dimes! Her Dr. said it was nothing to worry about, she was just going through the change.
Once a coin saved a person's life, the coin was in his shirt pocket, the coin deflected the bullet shot at him
The coin was truly his life savings
How can there be a national coin shortage?
The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.
Some might say it was his life savings.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesn’t make any cents.
Did you hear what happened to the coin theif?
He got caught for penny crime!
There is a cult where they don’t believe in using coins.
Sounds like a bunch of non-cents!
Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins
They have no common cents
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...
During the lockdown I'm wiping my banknotes with sanitizer and washing all the coins with hot soapy water.
I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.
The more I think about counterfeiting coins, the more I think I’m going to do it.
My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...
Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'
Did you hear about the coin shortage?
Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
Since the US has a shortage of coins
Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?
So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
My girlfriend grabbed a hand full of coins and slapped me in the face.
About time she slapped some cents into me.
I chuckle when I remember that my coins aren't moist.
It's my dry cents of humor
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
The US is experiencing a coin shortage.
The country is out of common cents.
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.
My friend was hit by a car shortly after throwing coins in a wishing well
I thought “well that’s unfortunate”
Today my friend threw a coin at me and it went through my specs
He said heh you didn't exspec that
(Yes this actually happened today)
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.
My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?
I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.
What did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?
They retired to their separate quarters
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:
My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”
I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesn’t make any cents.
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
It just doesn’t make any cents.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
Every machine in the coin factory stopped working
It just doesn't make any cents!
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?
Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!
It shouldn't be Reddit coins
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