A fast food restaurant chain of course!
So, I've taken the hint...
I got her a magazine rack!
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
Wife, "Wow, watches 20% off. That's not a bad deal."
Me, "Ehh, I'd rather they tell the correct time."
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
Diamonds are in the rough
EngineEARRING
It was a gouda brooch.
It was an id bracelet.
It was covered in so much ice, it froze.
It has sedimental value.
I was amazed how polished everything was
apparently I had committed arson lupin
Courts.
But I think it's pretty metal.
In both instances, you need to find your bear rings.
It's a catastrophe.
Edit: Don't ask what that question mark is doing there?
It was his only way to visit the emerald aisle
My fiancée asked the appraiser if he took the train into work and he said "no way, the train takes me. I'd have to eat a whole bunch of Wheaties before I could haul something that big."
He also had three daughters. A diamond dad joke.
She'll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack!
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
