Jewellery Puns

My wife was complaining that I never buy her jewellery.

I didn’t even know she sold jewellery.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/rfcoc

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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A jewellery set for a gift 'sounds' great

It's got a nice ring to it

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/IceMerg

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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Eat your jewellery kids [OC]

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/CluKInCok

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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An electronics engineer once went to a jewellery store

And he sold a ring.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/PorcelainMarauder

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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There was an invention of ear jewellery that resembled the number 3.14...

It was pioneering.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/noradosmith

📅︎ Jun 12 2018

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