My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, itโ€™s the little things that count!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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For over 30,000 years humans gave each other social "likes" by sharing beads made from ostrich eggs.

I guess you might call them emu-jis.

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My wife wants me to be more sensitive. So I got her abacus beads for her birthday.

She said, โ€œWhat the hell are these?โ€

I said, โ€œItโ€™s the little things that count.โ€

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For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus

Its the little things that count

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SlimShaney8418
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For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

Itโ€™s the little things that count.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

Thatโ€™s when I knew it was Thyme.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FactsEyeJustMadeUp
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Was going to invest in an anal bead company...

Decided it was a shitty investment.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/skeptisage
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What did the freshly waxed car say to the rain?

Quit beading up on me!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BassMan2511
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My friend was addicted to bees

He loved the buzz.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/homologize
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Where did noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crazylegs_Ohooley
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My friend from New Zealand just opened a macrame supply store

I'm not so sure about the name he chose for it, but he insists it's Knot That Bead

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