My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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For over 30,000 years humans gave each other social "likes" by sharing beads made from ostrich eggs.

I guess you might call them emu-jis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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My wife wants me to be more sensitive. So I got her abacus beads for her birthday.

She said, β€œWhat the hell are these?”

I said, β€œIt’s the little things that count.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus

Its the little things that count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimShaney8418
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

It’s the little things that count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count!

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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

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Was going to invest in an anal bead company...

Decided it was a shitty investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeptisage
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What did the freshly waxed car say to the rain?

Quit beading up on me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassMan2511
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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My friend was addicted to bees

He loved the buzz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homologize
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Where did noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crazylegs_Ohooley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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My friend from New Zealand just opened a macrame supply store

I'm not so sure about the name he chose for it, but he insists it's Knot That Bead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneTrueKingOfOOO
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