My wife makes moonshine

but I love her still.

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My friend wanted me to run some moonshine in decorative bottles out of state for him, but I'm wary...

That's pretty whiskey business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Sunshine makes you brighter, where as Moonshine makes you dumber reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musical-Comic-69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Making moonshine...

... is quite a whisky business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Drew this today... meet Moonshine Bear
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightningheart
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2013
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How do you kill a southern vampire?

You bless his heart

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What is an astronauts favourite drink?

Gravitea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kov01b0t
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Why is the dark side of the moon dry?

Because the other side has all the moonshine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?

Moonshine.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant...

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.'

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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