Earring Puns

Bucc-an-eer!

Earring impaired.

All that money really went to her head.

A buccaneer.

I guess earring loss is common at her age.

A buccaneer.

They called it The Big Hoop Law

Me: "You'll get a hoot out of this." hand her the earring

Her: "I was wondering where this went!"

Me: "Well now you have owl of them."

Me: 'I know how you feel. I can't go to Wal-Mart without dropping a few bones too'

EngineEARRING

I noticed my daughters earrings went nicely with her shirt, so like a good confidence-boosting dad would, I told her, "Your earrings match nicely." And she replied, "Yeah, Dad, they come in pairs."

A buck-an-ear

A nice necklace and earrings to go with it.

My girlfriend and I were talking and she goes "I put in a new earring this morning, but had to take it out because it got irritated." Naturally I replied "do you mean ear-ritated?" She didn't laugh, but I did, so who's the real winner?

My girlfriend asked me why I had been only wearing one earring in for the past couple of days, as I have both of my ears pierced.

I shrugged and said, "Just in one ear, and out the other."

......She wasn't very impressed...

I was wearing earrings with deers on them yesterday and a customer walked up and said,

"I love your earrings, deer."

I shot right back "Thanks I'm rather fawned of them!"

Edit: Switched some letters.