Hopefully it will be a big two-wrist attraction.
She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.
because it was wrist(rest)less
Always thought Karen was out of this world.
'Platinum?' she asked.
I said, 'No, only straightening.'
They're Contraband
It was an id bracelet.
I wanted to make my Dad a chainsaw for Christmas, but I'm not sure if we have the saw and I don't want to ruin a perfectly good chain for it.
Can anyone think of another dad joke gift, like a quarter pounder with cheese?
EDIT: I did the quarter-pounder with cheese. I used little rubber bands, (The kind kids make bracelets from) popsicle sticks and a rolled-up piece of sturdy paper. If anybody wants to make it, let me know and I'll go into more detail.
My mom's friend dropped her fitbit bracelet in the toilet. She said "well now you have a shitbit
My sister got a late Christmas gift yesterday in the form of a bracelet. The inscription on the inside of it says "It's what is on the inside that counts."
My dad immediately began to count.
