I don’t know why i loves bad puns so much.

It’s just how eye roll i guess

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttholepretzel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she is independent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coot32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2018
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I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace

I wanted her to be strong and independent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Potential_Pandemic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2019
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My Little Pony gone wrong

My sister posted about loving my little ponies, and we got on the topic of rainbow horse poop jokes. My dad just pops in with this:

Dad - I can't think of one right now. I do, however, have a poem that is somewhat related: (first assume standard high-class poetry recitation position; head high, chest out, hands clasped behind back, heels together, toes @ 180 degrees, knees slightly bent): "In days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented; they left their load beside the road, and went away contented."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heidibearmommacat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2015
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My friend just dadjoked the class

"I was planning on wearing a button-down shirt, and then I saw that it didn't have a clasp in the middle. I had no belly button"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billlowy_meshes
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