What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
They gain wait.
I used to hold myself on a pedestal
Now I'm banned from the museum
A guy walks into his doctors office saying, “Help me, doctor, I’m shrinking.” “Hold on,” says the doctor,
“Be a little patient.”
What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on long enough to
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (see·luh·kanth)!
Hold on son, looks like a s**t storm gfycat.com/harmlessfeline…
hold on i have something in my shoe
i think it’s a foot
Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
Mommy, daddy and little lion are having a picnic. As soon as they've taken seat on their blanket, little lion wants to start eating. "Hold on," says daddy lion.
"We first need to prey."
Friend: hold on a minute
Your response: what should I hold onto?
Son, hold on tight to your beer ...
... it is very hoppy
Dad: Hold on son, I need to tie my shoes
Son: Why is it taking so long?
Dad: This is no small feat!
I don't know why the NFL tries to hold on to their macho, manly appearance.
They have bye weeks.
what do you call it when you put a mattress on hold?
lay-away
Hold on let me get my glasses imgur.com/9g7XFki
When you call customer service and you're put on hold...
CS: "Hi, we're sorry about your wait, how may we assist you today?"
Dadjoke: "Don't be sorry, I've started on a diet."
I spent 40 minutes on hold to my urologist.
She's taking the piss.
