A list of puns related to "Wristwatch"
It’s about time
Samsung
Me: Cool, now you have a lot of free time on your hands
Me; Mom your love is worth a watch Dad; You should take some time thinking about that
It was a waist of time...
But I decided it was a waist of time.
It was very time consuming
With a terror-wristwatch
I wished to explain to you about wristwatches and midgets but I have so little time ...
On bridges in Michigan, there are signs warning motorists of ice that forms over them during the winter months.
When I was a kid, I was riding in the car with my dad one hot summer day. my dad says, "boy is it hot..." as he pulls over on the bridge, unhooks his wristwatch and sticks it out the window. I ask, "what are you doing, dad?" And he says, "didn't you see the sign? 'Watch for ice on bridge'!"
He laughed for a good five minutes as he drove off.
So I was grabbing my keys off the desk, which my Movado wristwatch was leaning against, to take out the trash. As I raised them up my watch fell on the hardwood floor face down and I freaked, my girlfriend looks up from her phone at the look on my face and says:
"Watch out!"
Then begins to laugh uncontrollably.
The End.
My friend and I were at our local pizza joint when she said "I need to use the restroom, will you watch my pizza?" I replied "sure" and once she left I proceeded to place my wristwatch on her pizza box. Never in my 22 years on this planet have I heard a groan that amazing.
It’s about time
But that would be a waist of time.
...It was a waist of time
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