Do you guys know where I can watch "Pun"?
It's supposed to be this new play on words.
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Every Satutday night my wife and I watch 3 movies back to back.
This week is my turn to face the screen.
Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.
I said, “No, only for the next couple of hours.”
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
Today I donated my watch, phone and 100 euros to a poor guy
You don't know the happiness I felt as he put his knife back in his pocket
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...
"...40 second birthday".
I was so proud.
Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?
I’ve never been a watch person
But now I’ve got the time to be
What does a man who lost his watch say?
I don't have time for this!
I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch “Gaslight”
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
What type of primates love to watch slasher movies?
I always cry when I watch documentaries about earthquakes
My smart watch never syncs properly...
“Tape it to a brick, then it will sink really well”
I announced that I was leaving town to go watch Moana
they don’t know how far I’ll go
I ate a watch the other day
It was time consuming. I ended up going back for seconds.
Closely watch what happens
Why can't they watch TV in Afghanistan?
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
Why did God tell Moses to watch his step?
He was standing on holey ground.
My Grandpa always said "don't watch your money, watch your health."
Then one day when I was watching my health, he stole my wallet.
I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.
Guess that makes me a papa troll.
You guys watch that show Rick and Morty?
Some of it's pretty mortyfying
If someone will make a non-english movie called REDDIT, What do we need to watch it?
What do you get when you watch ' you've got mail", " steel magnolias", and " when Harry met sally"?
I dropped my watch in the toilet!
It’s a really shitty time now
Me: Do you want to watch porn or golf?
Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.
Nothing goes wrong on my watch
As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....
Too much sax and violins.
The YouTube Owl-gorithm decides hoo to watch 🦉
What are Uruguayans’ favourite thing to watch?
I couldn't watch last night's origami show
What's the best time to go to a watch store?
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
When someone gifts you a watch
Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
If I could watch myself tell a bad joke outside
I always wanted to be a watch repairman
But I could never find the time
My boss told me as a security guard my job is to watch the office.
I'm on season six so far, but not sure what it has to do with security.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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