Do you guys know where I can watch "Pun"?

It's supposed to be this new play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flying_pig2
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Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.

I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Every Satutday night my wife and I watch 3 movies back to back.

This week is my turn to face the screen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBrianWeldon
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?

Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.

I said, β€œNo, only for the next couple of hours.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Today I donated my watch, phone and 100 euros to a poor guy

You don't know the happiness I felt as he put his knife back in his pocket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee-485
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amplifi-dash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?

He... Is... Inevitable!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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I’ve never been a watch person

But now I’ve got the time to be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HJC777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What does a man who lost his watch say?

I don't have time for this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmrmlr44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices

It's about thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyManBeast999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Watch out for shoe bite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskey_risky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch β€œGaslight”

I told her β€œwe already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What type of primates love to watch slasher movies?

Gore-rillas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Turntable
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I always cry when I watch documentaries about earthquakes

They are all so moving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalownerx3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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My smart watch never syncs properly...

β€œTape it to a brick, then it will sink really well”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zelderd2077
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I announced that I was leaving town to go watch Moana

they don’t know how far I’ll go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I ate a watch the other day

It was time consuming. I ended up going back for seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erajter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Closely watch what happens
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ching_a_bling
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Why can't they watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the telly-ban

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctoskas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iseb3881
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Why did God tell Moses to watch his step?

He was standing on holey ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fightswithbears
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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My Grandpa always said "don't watch your money, watch your health."

Then one day when I was watching my health, he stole my wallet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.

Guess that makes me a papa troll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubbaOtis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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You guys watch that show Rick and Morty?

Some of it's pretty mortyfying

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If someone will make a non-english movie called REDDIT, What do we need to watch it?

A Dubreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What do you get when you watch ' you've got mail", " steel magnolias", and " when Harry met sally"?

A Meg Sally sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WKGokev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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I dropped my watch in the toilet!

It’s a really shitty time now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKHKarrar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Me: Do you want to watch porn or golf?

Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Nothing goes wrong on my watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nashyj495
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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The YouTube Owl-gorithm decides hoo to watch πŸ¦‰
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toebin_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What are Uruguayans’ favourite thing to watch?

Montevideo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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I couldn't watch last night's origami show

It was paper-view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosConde13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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What's the best time to go to a watch store?

For a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."

"a watched pot never boils"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'

Its a pretty good deal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Om_Nair
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.

It was his Jed Eye Master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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When someone gifts you a watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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If I could watch myself tell a bad joke outside

I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschtopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I always wanted to be a watch repairman

But I could never find the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkeletalOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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My boss told me as a security guard my job is to watch the office.

I'm on season six so far, but not sure what it has to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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