Do you guys know where I can watch "Pun"?

It's supposed to be this new play on words.

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Nothing goes wrong on my watch
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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My favorite thing to watch
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
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I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...

..it's a brand-new Rolex."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
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What’s a cow favorite thing to watch?

A moo-vie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
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I swear the pigeons in my area are plotting to overthrow the neighbourhood watch.

It's definitely a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
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I like to watch People play games online. Guess that makes me a "Streaming fan"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albin1116
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My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...

Things really boiled over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
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I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...

Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hahaha_Joker
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
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Can i watch the TV?

Dad: yes but don't turn it on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
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I invented a belt that also served as a watch. Worst invention ever.

It was just a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
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They don't watch Netflix in Russia

Because they have Njetflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianHusky
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What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing tournament ?

Live stream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I’d never let my children watch the orchestra.

There is too much sax and violins in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
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How does a Russian watch movies?

With Njetflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HetIsTristan
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Why does Sean Connery watch Two and a Half Men on mute?

Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HallLAD
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My grandfather’s broken watch is as relevant to my family today as it was to him 50 years ago.

It’s a timeless piece, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I always mean to watch the sunrise

But then I realize I’m just not up for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brentiford
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Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
  • Does the big hand move clockwise?

Tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaltemrix
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My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.

I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetterZee
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ooh watch me watch me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopinsbach
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My watch has just broken

It's time is up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
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I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.

That’ll be the Peer review.

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I once ate a watch.

It was time consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
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What does a watch smell like?

Thyme (time)

Courtesy of my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melissam217
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I really want to go looking for my lost watch.

I just haven't found the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
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Why should you never attach a watch to your belt?

...because it would be a waste of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jRadu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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If a man drops his watch in a toilet

he’s bound to have a shitty time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
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I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch Narcos the same ever again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CardiacSchmardiac
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I bought a watch second hand today.

If I keep saving I'll be able to buy some other pieces too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
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I cant watch my clock anymore!

The tik toks are so annoying...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker1155
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Eating My Watch Was Time Consuming

Especially when I went back four seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VengefulVendetta
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I saw a sign that said β€œwatch for kids”

Sounded like a great deal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmedemorex
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Did you know you can make payments using a smart watch?

What a time to be alive.

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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burninglizzard
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So I told my friend I was gonna watch Cars for the first time and he told me how it ends.

Spoiler Alert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
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I told my wife I was thinking about buying an expensive watch.

Her: How expensive?

Me: I dunno. Maybe $25,000.

Her: You could buy a car for that!

Me: That's a bit excessive -- I don't think it needs its own car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/which_spartacus
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.

I had Stranger Things to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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"Watch out dad, that sprinkler is going to hit the sidewalk near you!"

"Don't worry buddy, it just mist me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaanold
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Why couldn’t the microwave watch porn online?

Because it was only fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supernes204
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I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.

I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".

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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. β€œThat’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
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Why can’t kitties watch r-rated movies?

Too much purrfanity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrscluna
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Watch out chhiker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tjc72006
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Recently revived my desire to watch Viking shows.

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

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I hired a wise owl to watch my kids while I was away...

Turns out they had a bit of a hootinanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ph0enixR3born
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What does He Man's watch say?

"By the power of Greyskull, I have the Hour!!"

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I told my pirate friend with a patch to watch for a letter I sent him that reveals the site of the gold...

He said, I'll keep an eye out for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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A great movie to watch when you are under lockdown is β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My dog keeps biting my watch when I play with him

Good thing he doesn’t eat it, that would be time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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How do you know when a watch is off work?

It clocks out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuchoTornado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Watch video in comments before reading this
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I misplaced my watch the other day.

I guess you could say I lost track of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Like8catsbro
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Did u watch that Beaver Documentary?

It was the Best Dam Show!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firest0rmRekT
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I wanna watch too...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestealthyspy
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I tried attaching my watch to my belt buckle

I then realized it was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Why can’t people in Afghanistan watch TV?

teleban

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlightsaber
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If you’re trying to figure out which Pixar movie to have your toddler watch

Just give Up

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You can always watch Old Yeller at any retirement home.

Just show up at game night and shout Bingo without a card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThinkOfANameHere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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P(●●L) Watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samarth_chaudhry
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[OC] Guess The Pun #48 - Watch the sideeye, Sass-lan... v.redd.it/nu5tipb4mjl41
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Every day at 9 am I go my job at the watch factory

It's like clock work .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
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I got another wrist watch for my birthday, so I wanted to get rid of the old ones. Looking through how many I had

I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.

This whole project was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zitter_Aalex
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My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office.

I am on season 6 so far, but not sure what it has got to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I hired an owl to watch my kids.

She's a real hootin' Nanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTipOfAkiBerg
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra

There's too much sax and violins

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold and silver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDwarfed
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It’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
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Thanks to my dedication, my watch always has the right time. It's never been wrong.

Not on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An0N-3-M0us3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Watch where you step, its Rocky up ahead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jasond1124
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I’ll never let my children watch the orchestra

There’s way too much sax and violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttholepretzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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How does God watch Netflix?

With a universal remote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
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Don't forget to watch the big parade tomorrow!

The calendars are going to March...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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- Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? - Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith. - Your will may get stronger if you watch "Pursuit of Happiness"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call a programme where you watch some very skilled dogs sleeping?

Snore patrol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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My dog is a watch dog.

He enjoyed chewing on my Rolex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderalin
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In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?

massachusetts.

It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blurose262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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As the newest medic on my shift, my boss told me it was my responsibility to watch the office.

I’m currently on season 6, and still have no idea what this has to do with being a medic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I wanted to use my watch as a belt

It turned out to be a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orgelkonzert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Don't recommend you to watch this video. It barely helped me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peDr0bt0309
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My wife made me watch a bunch of movies from the early 1900’s that I didn’t like.

I had to suffer in silents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Thyme to get a watch.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesschechi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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My TV was placed on suicide watch.

Apparently, it tried to off itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvvl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I know I'd watch it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanbone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Question, do I have to watch oneis twois etc before I watch tennis?

(Get it?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymousmr152
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Gotta watch out for Those gun trafficking Dinosaurs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A man visits the doctor because he swallowed his watch

He's in the bathroom a really long time. The nurse knocks on the door and asks him if he's okay. He responds "yes, I'm just passing the time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cubeconvict
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Watch out for the candy shop owner...

He has some twix up his sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuirkyLotad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"

"It's called Bread Rising."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuitePasta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...

..it's a brand new Rolex."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra.

There's too much sax and violins.

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