Do you guys know where I can watch "Pun"?

It's supposed to be this new play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flying_pig2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.

I said, β€œNo, only for the next couple of hours.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amplifi-dash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch β€œGaslight”

I told her β€œwe already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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The YouTube Owl-gorithm decides hoo to watch πŸ¦‰
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toebin_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What's the best time to go to a watch store?

For a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'

Its a pretty good deal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Om_Nair
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why should we watch out for 2022?

Because it's Two thousand, twenty too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Slaya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Met a suspicious guy in a graveyard trying to give me a watch.

The fact a body was attached to it made it a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?

An Apple Watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My belt broke, so I used my watch strap to fix it.

They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Watch out for those stairs!

They're up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntrpe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I always wanted to be a watch repairman

But I could never find the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkeletalOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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If you watch a movie about ducks...

Is it called a duckumentary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W33MAN01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My mom always told me to watch before i cross the street...

Why did she always want me to check the time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethereal_luv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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When someone gifts you a watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".

She said "I don't understand.....".

I said " UN-PAUSE".

I had to explain it to her...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJJoyce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Watch your grammar please!

The double negative is a complete no no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainSpy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Nothing goes wrong on my watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nashyj495
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you get when you give a senile old man a watch?

A cuckoo clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_True_Nacilep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I invented the watch belt...

everyone says it’s a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.

I hope it’s not a wind up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I stayed up all night to watch the sunrise.

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReelBigKeith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I lost my watch at a party on Saturday...

An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_NotSlimShady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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If I attached a watch to my belt....

It would be a waste of time.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, Β£2.50."

I thought β€œWhy would anyone pay to see that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.

I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Watch out for stray PokΓ©mon hiding in the bushes.

They might be trying to take a Pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...

Time does fly when you’re having fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalCreep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I didn't put my watch back this weekend, so I'm living in the future.

If there's anything you want to know, about what's going to happen, just ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said β€œWatch out...”

β€œ...cereal killer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?

He had a rooting interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...

We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionableQuery
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Kid: Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.

Dad: Somewhere. Ogre there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_System_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I saw a sign that said 'watch for children'

that was a really good trade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayraj77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I was drinking and dancing at this club for hours and hours when I dropped my watch

I lost track of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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"Hey son, would you like to watch the airplane take off?"

"Nah, that's boeing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My mom told me not to watch anything on the tv

So I watched next to the tv

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobanab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My favorite thing to watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeptikube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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If Google released a really expensive watch

Buying one would be a Google flex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calendar_cable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/manford5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought...

..."That sounds like a fair trade."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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