My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?
It's because all his grades where under da c
My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”
I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”
Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,
My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review."
I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."
Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?
He knows that he is not alone.
I've just finished watching a documentary about beavers...
Best dam show I've ever seen.
Are you all watching the tests?
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
I was watching an EzPz vid on r/Im14andthisisdeep, and thought I'd make a meme.
You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?
What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?
After watching me read “War and Peace”, my son asked me, “Dad, why is the book so thick?”
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
Finally got around to watching the whole “Back to the Future” trilogy!
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
I started watching what i eat.
So far it looks delicious
I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours
Shush I'm watching the comedian
Oh wait i mean the president
Creds to my dad for that joke
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
I hate watching YouTube on my old monitor. It's all laggy and slow, it just...
I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.
Now I have to ketchup.
edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post
A father catches his son watching Twilight by himself.
The boy says, "Dad, it isn't what it looks like!"
His father laughs heartily and sits down next to him.
"Boy," he says, "you can watch Twilight once."
"Really? You don't mind?"
"Of course not, but remember if you ever watch it again..."
His smile vanishes in an instant.
"...it's a Pattinson."
Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.
I just love watching the frogress.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
I started a job watching hourglasses just to check if the correct amount of time was passing for them.
But recently I’ve been bringing in model airplanes so I can make the hourglasses passengers and watch time fly.
I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.
I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.
Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
I feel like my cold room is watching me.
It’s sending chills down my spine.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Frankenstein’s monster was watching porn on his laptop when his wife came home. She didn’t find out because luckily...
He hid the Mac. He hid the monster Mac.
So I just got back from watching the new Christopher Nolan movie. Here's my short review..
My ex told me she was watching the "Peaky Blenders". So here we are...
My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
I was watching an Australian cooking show ...
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show...
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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