A climber accidentally dropped his oxygen tank while enjoying the view on top of Mount Everest.
It was quite a breathtaking view.
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.
What do you call a knock-off lego rug with political views?
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.
The new funeral home in town will not let me view my loved ones before their burial, sadly.
Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, “So what do you think of The View?”
I said, “Whoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
Not sure how my wife views my hunter’s outfit.
Says she can’t see me in camouflage.
I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.
How do Greeks view their food?
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..
But I can see where you are coming from.
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
I know that we all have different views and argue a lot on reddit, but here’s something we have in common.
People who are reading this are on the same page.
I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.
I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved
What do you call a group waiting to view the Pride Parade?
At least he gets a good view of the sky...
The other day my rear view camera broke
and I've never looked back since
A view of the mane cabin from the tail end.
A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...
She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"
I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".
The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.
"May I get a room with a great view?"-- "No problem, Sir."
My Russian friend was telling me how he thinks people have a negative view of his Country.
I just thought ‘Oh, Crimea river’.
One of the hosts of the View invited me to her home and we sat in her den. She then offered a pillow...
I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander
But I ended up straining my eyes
My left thumb doesn’t agree with my right thumb’s political views.
Google's street view cars have taken *car*tography to a whole new level.
Oh its really gonna be a hell of a view when you fall off
I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.
I've made my decision and there is no looking back.
Usually I have a pretty clear view of what I'll be doing in the future, but I just can't see myself in 2020.
So, I finally met the inventor of the Rear View Mirror
I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?".
He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".
I'm on vacation in Vegas, and my hotel falsely advertised views of the Strip
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
I took the rear view mirror out of my car
i haven't looked back since
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