After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, “So what do you think of The View?”
I said, “Whoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.
Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
When the view is so good that you need to invent a new phrase to describe it !
I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.
I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.
What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
The other day my rear view camera broke
and I've never looked back since
At least he gets a good view of the sky...
What do you call a group waiting to view the Pride Parade?
A view of the mane cabin from the tail end.
One of the hosts of the View invited me to her home and we sat in her den. She then offered a pillow...
I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander
But I ended up straining my eyes
I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.
I've made my decision and there is no looking back.
Usually I have a pretty clear view of what I'll be doing in the future, but I just can't see myself in 2020.
What was the car that was used for Google Street View called?
It was called "Google Drive"
What was the wildebeest herder’s favorite way to view Reddit?
So, I finally met the inventor of the Rear View Mirror
I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?".
He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".
Im sure the views from Everest's peak are breathtaking...
I'm on vacation in Vegas, and my hotel falsely advertised views of the Strip
Has there ever been a classical music group that only performed where they are hidden from view of the audience?
They would be playing Hayden go-seek.
My friend was telling me about her hike and I asked her if the views were nice.
She said 'pretty decent.'
I responded 'What about the ascent?'
As we were pulling out of our driveway and I was adjusting the mirrors, I said to my wife, "It's important to remember, there's side view, rear view and you know what else?"
I was in my backyard in the hot tub last night enjoying the views of the incoming lightning storm not thinking of the danger.
And then it struck me....
My nephew smacked his face on the rear view mirror of a car...
I told him "Be careful, it's closer than it appears."
WWE decided to stop John Cena pay-per-view events in the United Kingdom.
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
My grandpa would always say this whenever I was blocking the TV from view
"You're a pain, but I can't see through ya".
My wife ran into the rear view mirror on our van as she got out...
"Objects may be closer than they appear."
When someone is blocking is view of the TV
Subtle hints are the order of the day:
"You make a better door than a window"
"You should play football... you'd make an excellent blocker"
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
I took the rear view mirror out of my car
i haven't looked back since
I took the rear view mirror out of my car..
...Since then, I've never looked back.
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