The new funeral home in town will not let me view my loved ones before their burial, sadly.

Unbereavable...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The guy who takes pictures for Street View has a cool job.

He goes for Google Drives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben_onreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Not sure how my wife views my hunter’s outfit.

Says she can’t see me in camouflage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joachim_s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhiIipp1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.

The pay per see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnykelly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How do Greeks view their food?

Through a Gyroscope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ubertrashcat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.

Since then, I haven't looked back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_SWEET
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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When the view is so good that you need to invent a new phrase to describe it !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stunning-Title
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What does a straw and a view have in common?

You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imgprojts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0Squid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Classic dad joke! .. click on the cross post to view the full joke /r/3amjokes/comments/hdpt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/groverman5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I know that we all have different views and argue a lot on reddit, but here’s something we have in common.

People who are reading this are on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved

It was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwareSpring708
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FairlyCharming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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How do you make attractive people view your posts?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMystery12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuLongDong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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At least he gets a good view of the sky...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fab-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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The other day my rear view camera broke

and I've never looked back since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lancalot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a group waiting to view the Pride Parade?

An LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quadruplebacon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...

She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"

I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".

The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryChopper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What a great arial view!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharpTechno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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A view of the mane cabin from the tail end.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackbeardmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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One of the hosts of the View invited me to her home and we sat in her den. She then offered a pillow...

It was a Whoopi cushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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My Russian friend was telling me how he thinks people have a negative view of his Country.

I just thought β€˜Oh, Crimea river’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khronum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My left thumb doesn’t agree with my right thumb’s political views.

He finds them opposable.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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"May I get a room with a great view?"-- "No problem, Sir."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander

But I ended up straining my eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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Google's street view cars have taken *car*tography to a whole new level.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.

I've made my decision and there is no looking back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Oh its really gonna be a hell of a view when you fall off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MADirewolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Usually I have a pretty clear view of what I'll be doing in the future, but I just can't see myself in 2020.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessYukon
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Bird's-eye view
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc12__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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What was the car that was used for Google Street View called?

It was called "Google Drive"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaTimberwolfYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What was the wildebeest herder’s favorite way to view Reddit?

Sort by Gnu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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So, I finally met the inventor of the Rear View Mirror

I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?". He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I'm on vacation in Vegas, and my hotel falsely advertised views of the Strip

It was a strip tease

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Im sure the views from Everest's peak are breathtaking...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theend_97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Has there ever been a classical music group that only performed where they are hidden from view of the audience?

They would be playing Hayden go-seek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irl_lulz
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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How does Peter Parker view porn? On his spider web.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanRebalkin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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My friend was telling me about her hike and I asked her if the views were nice.

She said 'pretty decent.'

I responded 'What about the ascent?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loyalantar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.

Haven't looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I took the rear view mirror out of my car

i haven't looked back since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icaho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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