I asked my dad his opinion on Roe vs. Wade
He said he'd prefer to float.
Guy's doctor tells him he's sick. He says "I want a second opinion."
Doc says "Okay, you're ugly too."
I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole
While South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless.
I never take a horse's opinion personally.
They're always a bunch of neighsayers
That just, like, your opinion.
My opinion on lifts...
They have their ups and downs
In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........
The most common answer I got was......................
"EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
What is an opinion without 3.14?
What did the guy say to the arrows opinion
I see your point.
Haha upvote go by by
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
Today I learned my son hates r/DadJokes. He's been spat on, punched, and verbally abused for his own opinion...
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
You should always listen to a midget's opinion
Made my girlfriend laugh at first, then make a pained sound when she got it. 10/10 dad joke in my opinion.
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My wife tells me that I need to have opinions
If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person
They blind test everything
People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion
In my opinion, claustrophobics are the most creative.
They always think out of the box.
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Opinion: Dad jokes shouldn't be painful.
Except for the punchline.
I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and i will not be suede
My opinion on the new Tesla Cybertruck?
I think it has a sharp design.
My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.
“Well, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”
Which Denver Broncos' player's opinions are the least controversial?
Why doesn't Santa have much of a religious opinion during the holidays?
Due to his diet, he tends to be eggnog-stic
Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.
He had the morel high ground.
In my opinion, the best people focus on themselves.
My psychologist told me I'm crazy so I asked for a 2nd opinion
He said, "Okay, you're ugly too ".
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
My friend asked me my opinion on the National Debt...
I said it is big enough to take care of itself.
For a second i thought he actually had an opinion...
I just took 3.142 out of an opinion
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
What is your opinion of feather pillows?
Don't know what's your opinion about that, but being immune from dangerous diseases..
I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion
But I think he has a solid point
I would want a second opinion.
This a cheesy joke in my opinion
When people ask my opinion on butter popcorn
I’m torn on my opinion of masturbation
I mean, on one hand it feels good....
Someone asked me "What's your opinion on wind turbines?"
What’s an opinion without 3.14?
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