Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
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A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:
'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'
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In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
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If a member of the Supreme Court started authoring rulings in iambic pentameter, he would be a poetic justice.
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Three unwritten rules of life.
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︎ May 04 2021
Why did the sheep keep breaking the rules?
It was a mutton for punishment.
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︎ May 20 2021
I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Succesful people have 2 simple rules
- Never tell everything you know
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︎ May 26 2021
Rule of thumb
When cutting, keep it away from the blade.
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︎ May 19 2021
Why does 'It' rule our world?
Because it 'rains' (reigns) in our world!
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︎ May 22 2021
The rules of a subreddit
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Weβre you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
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Batman is afraid of bats, and Spider-Man is afraid of spiders.
Now I know why they call me a ladies' man.
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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Why is βbeefstewβ an unsafe password to use?
Because itβs not Stroganoff.
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
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There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
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There's a term for people like Trump
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As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Why are there rules in croquet?
So they can have lawn order.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
This movie rules
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︎ Dec 28 2020
There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
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WHICH POTATO RULES THEM ALL?
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Dude 1: βHey bro?β Dude 2: βYeah bro?β Dude 1: βCan you hand me that pamphlet?β
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How do you catch a herb theif?
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︎ May 30 2021
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?
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[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?
In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?
PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....
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First rule of βMute Clubβ
Nobody talks about βMute Clubβ
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︎ Nov 28 2020
How does Jesus make his Coffee?
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The Soup Dragon rules!
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What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
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My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
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Ancient farmers lived by one rule
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Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
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I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products
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︎ May 08 2021
What is the resemblance between canon and cannon?
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︎ May 07 2021
What is the opposite of a croissant?
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Did you hear about the queen who wasnβt sure how long she had ruled for?
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I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
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There are two unwritten rules in life
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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There are 2 unwritten rules for a successful marriage.
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3 unwriten rules of life..
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A wise man once gave me the 3 unwritten rules of life
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The 3 unwritten rules of life..
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the unwritten rule of life
unwritten rule of life...
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