I came home from work upset. "My boss fired me because I expressed my opinion," I told my wife.
She said, "That's a human right."
I said, "Yes, my boss is a human."
The difference between your opinion and coffee is....
Tim vine is in my opinion the king of dad jokes.
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
Babies are like opinions...
Nobody wants to hear yours.
Some people always need their opinions validated.
In my opinion, beekeepers are the prettiest people in the world.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
What did the banker say when the customer asked for his opinion?
I’ll give you my two cents.
My honest opinion about the future design of the firefox logo
Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.
I asked my dad his opinion on Roe vs. Wade
He said he'd prefer to float.
I have no real opinion on frogs or toads.
Guy's doctor tells him he's sick. He says "I want a second opinion."
Doc says "Okay, you're ugly too."
I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole
While South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless.
Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?
That just, like, your opinion.
I never take a horse's opinion personally.
They're always a bunch of neighsayers
My opinion on lifts...
They have their ups and downs
In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........
The most common answer I got was......................
"EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
What did the guy say to the arrows opinion
I see your point.
Haha upvote go by by
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
You should always listen to a midget's opinion
Made my girlfriend laugh at first, then make a pained sound when she got it. 10/10 dad joke in my opinion.
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Today I learned my son hates r/DadJokes. He's been spat on, punched, and verbally abused for his own opinion...
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
My wife tells me that I need to have opinions
If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person
They blind test everything
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Opinion: Dad jokes shouldn't be painful.
Except for the punchline.
My opinion on the new Tesla Cybertruck?
I think it has a sharp design.
In my opinion, claustrophobics are the most creative.
They always think out of the box.
My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.
“Well, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”
Which Denver Broncos' player's opinions are the least controversial?
Why doesn't Santa have much of a religious opinion during the holidays?
Due to his diet, he tends to be eggnog-stic
Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.
He had the morel high ground.
For a second i thought he actually had an opinion...
In my opinion, the best people focus on themselves.
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
Some people always want their opinion validated
What is an opinion without 3.14?
What’s an opinion without 3.14?
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