Rear View Mirror Puns

A list of puns related to "Rear View Mirror"

I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
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👤︎ u/FairlyCharming
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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👤︎ u/TuLongDong
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.

I've made my decision and there is no looking back.

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👤︎ u/wmyspr
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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So, I finally met the inventor of the Rear View Mirror

I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?". He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".

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👤︎ u/slartibartfastBB
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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As we were pulling out of our driveway and I was adjusting the mirrors, I said to my wife, "It's important to remember, there's side view, rear view and you know what else?"

"I loview!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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My nephew smacked his face on the rear view mirror of a car...

I told him "Be careful, it's closer than it appears."

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👤︎ u/SpudsMcKensey
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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My wife ran into the rear view mirror on our van as she got out...

"Objects may be closer than they appear."

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👤︎ u/golfhurts
📅︎ Mar 10 2014
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I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.

Haven't looked back since.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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👤︎ u/ThriveBrewing
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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I took the rear view mirror out of my car

i haven't looked back since

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👤︎ u/Icaho
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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I took the rear view mirror out of my car..

...Since then, I've never looked back.

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Nov 12 2017
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